Just Joking

Gundog · Gundog

Linda and Marion were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," Linda said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" Marion asked. "It's the best way I know of to l...

Gundog · Gundog

- Last week I was helping my partially deaf nan move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks. When I asked her why shed done this she said that her financial adviser had told her that she should put her savings into socks and chairs - ...

Craig1 · Craig1

Ha ha Tried to post from phone and fail, no advanced editor option for me. so, A Notice to All Patrons for this weeks Grand Final. You will need to bring your wn packed lunch. It has been confirmed that ther will be NO PIES at the Grand Final this year. ( boom boom) -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of Sept...

yobarr · yobarr

Bobdown · Bobdown

> A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost, > he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, > "Can you please help me; I don't know what hole I'm on." > She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." > He thanked her and continued playing golf later, he got lost again...

Bobdown · Bobdown

THE HORTH WHITHPERER A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? He replies, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or a fe...

Gundog · Gundog

President Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hello, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Cork, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed i...

Gundog · Gundog

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce At every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go...

Mein · Mein

I think I'm going to have to end things with my girlfriend. She's becoming too expensive for me. For example, I took her out for dinner last night and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu - a Quarter Pounder with Bacon!

Gundog · Gundog

Love in the Aisle Ill never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, Get that trolley over her...

Craig1 · Craig1

Subject: LEMON PICKERS NEEDED [UNCLASSIFIED]LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY Lemon Pickers Needed read the ad in the newspaper. Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida , read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are n...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Shocking...........

dorian · dorian

Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has pissed Trump Sucks in the fresh snow. Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the u...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Gross...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRfaJPY4/

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

rgren2 · rgren2

On Fathers day, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man (on anearby reservation) who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectiledysfunction.The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.The old Indian gav...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

Bobdown · Bobdown

About a couple of Grey Nomads........

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Holidays (Preview) Linda and Marion were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," Linda said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" Marion asked. "It's the best way I know of to l...	Gundog	0	659	10:01 AM Sep 20, 2022 by Gundog
	Some Quick Ones (Preview) - Last week I was helping my partially deaf nan move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks. When I asked her why shed done this she said that her financial adviser had told her that she should put her savings into socks and chairs - ...	Gundog	0	476	09:59 AM Sep 20, 2022 by Gundog
	Grand final afl- catering arrangements (Preview) Ha ha Tried to post from phone and fail, no advanced editor option for me. so, A Notice to All Patrons for this weeks Grand Final. You will need to bring your wn packed lunch. It has been confirmed that ther will be NO PIES at the Grand Final this year. ( boom boom) -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of Sept...	Craig1	5	1035	08:15 AM Sep 20, 2022 by Magnarc
	Quiz Show. (Preview)	yobarr	0	749	08:10 PM Sep 16, 2022 by yobarr
	Golf (Preview) > A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost, > he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, > "Can you please help me; I don't know what hole I'm on." > She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." > He thanked her and continued playing golf later, he got lost again...	Bobdown	0	653	11:04 AM Sep 16, 2022 by Bobdown
	THE HORTH WHITHPERER (Preview) THE HORTH WHITHPERER A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? He replies, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or a fe...	Bobdown	2	898	07:30 AM Sep 14, 2022 by Blues Man
	Ireland enters the conflict (Preview) President Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hello, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Cork, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed i...	Gundog	2	1018	09:54 PM Sep 13, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Interesting Philosophical Gems: (Preview) The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce At every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go...	Gundog	0	803	03:50 PM Sep 13, 2022 by Gundog
	Boom! Boom! (2) (Preview) I think I'm going to have to end things with my girlfriend. She's becoming too expensive for me. For example, I took her out for dinner last night and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu - a Quarter Pounder with Bacon!	Mein	1	939	10:26 AM Sep 12, 2022 by grahos
	Love in the Aisle (Preview) Love in the Aisle Ill never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, Get that trolley over her...	Gundog	0	1085	03:07 PM Sep 9, 2022 by Gundog
	Lemon Pickers Needed (Preview) Subject: LEMON PICKERS NEEDED [UNCLASSIFIED]LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY Lemon Pickers Needed read the ad in the newspaper. Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida , read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are n...	Craig1	0	756	11:52 AM Sep 9, 2022 by Craig1
	Finders keepers (Preview) Shocking...........	Bobdown	2	1265	01:52 PM Sep 6, 2022 by rgren2
	Good news and bad news (Preview) Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has pissed Trump Sucks in the fresh snow. Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the u...	dorian	0	976	01:50 PM Sep 6, 2022 by dorian
	When you gotta go (Preview) Good one........	Bobdown	1	1028	01:54 PM Sep 5, 2022 by Craig1
	Happy Farters Day (Preview) Gross...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRfaJPY4/	Bobdown	0	1261	12:57 PM Sep 4, 2022 by Bobdown
	What a circus.- Enjoy side show alley (Preview)	Ivan 01	8	1848	10:45 AM Sep 4, 2022 by dorian
	Fathers Day (Preview) On Fathers day, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man (on anearby reservation) who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectiledysfunction.The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.The old Indian gav...	rgren2	0	993	08:48 AM Sep 4, 2022 by rgren2
	Doctors orders (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1186	05:26 PM Sep 3, 2022 by grahos
	Saturday's funny (Preview)	Craig1	0	1119	01:38 PM Sep 3, 2022 by Craig1
	Old Codgers (Preview) About a couple of Grey Nomads........	Bobdown	2	1549	08:56 PM Sep 2, 2022 by Possum3
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