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Chickpea anyone ?
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Q What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea ? A I've never had a lentil on my chest !
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Sandyfreckle
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0
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602
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Canning Stock Root
(Preview)
Two Kiwi blokes were pulled aside at Perth Airport by the RSPCA investigators. When they were asked where they were off to..., they said to do the Canning Stock Root. Seems they thought it was an actual event !
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Sandyfreckle
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0
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524
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Bran, Flakes or Carrots
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The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last deca...
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Craig1
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618
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Mexican Meal a new take on an oldie
(Preview)
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Craig1
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2
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947
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Mind tricks
(Preview)
Ok till the dog showed up.........
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Bobdown
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1
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716
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Worried dog
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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1
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703
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10 ping pong
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Bobdown
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1
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587
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Lucky Husband
(Preview)
Careful what you wish for.
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Bobdown
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1
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781
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Not ready to go
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Bobdown
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1
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728
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Kristina Keneally to run for British PM
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https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/07/12/kristina-keneally-to-run-for-british-pm/
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dorian
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3
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561
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a new breed of dog
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Craig1
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3
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1570
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Wait your turn
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Bobdown
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0
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641
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Greens...
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aussie_paul
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2
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1220
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Dustin
(Preview)
PEOPLE! Remember: a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it. 'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture.' I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect 'in case someone came over.' Finally I realized one day that no-one came over; t...
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Craig1
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820
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Glock Car Horn
(Preview)
These punks blocked a car in order to car-jack it. The intended victim pressed the horn button, whichwas wired to sound like gunshots. Check out what the security cameras recorded. Where can I get "Glock Horns" installed in my car?
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Bobdown
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5
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1602
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Magic
(Preview)
Gone with the wave...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRJgTfjq/?k=1
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Bobdown
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2
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864
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Liberal Party calls crisis meeting after census
(Preview)
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/06/29/liberal-party-census-1-in-2-australians-female/
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dorian
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0
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640
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Murdoch divorce settlement
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https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/06/23/murdoch-divorce-settlement-jerry-to-get-australia/
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dorian
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574
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A candidate is ...
(Preview)
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. - origin unknown A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan A difficulty for every solution - motto...
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dorian
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2
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1015
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A FEW QUIPS
(Preview)
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. "I have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank. I renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says The Titanic is syncing. How do you make...
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Gundog
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