Just Joking

Craig1 · Craig1

The Tunnel Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges fro...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Fantastic - I bet they wouldn't put that on now - the politically correct do gooders would have a fit!

Bobdown · Bobdown

Looks like Arnie......... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRdhSmJm/?k=1

Sandyfreckle · Sandyfreckle

Q What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea ? A I've never had a lentil on my chest !

Sandyfreckle · Sandyfreckle

Two Kiwi blokes were pulled aside at Perth Airport by the RSPCA investigators. When they were asked where they were off to..., they said to do the Canning Stock Root. Seems they thought it was an actual event !

Craig1 · Craig1

The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last deca...

Craig1 · Craig1

Si Si Senor

Bobdown · Bobdown

Ok till the dog showed up.........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Who's next?

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not bad.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Careful what you wish for.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Early celebration...

dorian · dorian

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/07/12/kristina-keneally-to-run-for-british-pm/

Craig1 · Craig1

Bobdown · Bobdown

Busting.......

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Craig1 · Craig1

PEOPLE! Remember: a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it. 'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture.' I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect 'in case someone came over.' Finally I realized one day that no-one came over; t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

These punks blocked a car in order to car-jack it. The intended victim pressed the horn button, whichwas wired to sound like gunshots. Check out what the security cameras recorded. Where can I get "Glock Horns" installed in my car?

Bobdown · Bobdown

Gone with the wave...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRJgTfjq/?k=1

dorian · dorian

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/06/29/liberal-party-census-1-in-2-australians-female/

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The Tunnel (Preview) The Tunnel Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges fro...	Craig1	0	795	08:39 PM Jul 14, 2022 by Craig1
	Classic (Preview) Fantastic - I bet they wouldn't put that on now - the politically correct do gooders would have a fit!	Bobdown	1	1103	04:52 PM Jul 14, 2022 by Craig1
	Guard Dog (Preview) Looks like Arnie......... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRdhSmJm/?k=1	Bobdown	2	1085	09:45 AM Jul 14, 2022 by Ivan 01
	Chickpea anyone ? (Preview) Q What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea ? A I've never had a lentil on my chest !	Sandyfreckle	0	602	03:41 PM Jul 13, 2022 by Sandyfreckle
	Canning Stock Root (Preview) Two Kiwi blokes were pulled aside at Perth Airport by the RSPCA investigators. When they were asked where they were off to..., they said to do the Canning Stock Root. Seems they thought it was an actual event !	Sandyfreckle	0	524	03:35 PM Jul 13, 2022 by Sandyfreckle
	Bran, Flakes or Carrots (Preview) The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last deca...	Craig1	0	619	02:53 PM Jul 13, 2022 by Craig1
	Mexican Meal a new take on an oldie (Preview) Si Si Senor	Craig1	2	947	08:52 AM Jul 13, 2022 by Magnarc
	Mind tricks (Preview) Ok till the dog showed up.........	Bobdown	1	717	08:07 AM Jul 13, 2022 by Blues Man
	Worried dog (Preview) Who's next?	Bobdown	1	703	08:05 AM Jul 13, 2022 by Blues Man
	10 ping pong (Preview) Not bad.	Bobdown	1	587	08:03 AM Jul 13, 2022 by Blues Man
	Lucky Husband (Preview) Careful what you wish for.	Bobdown	1	781	08:01 AM Jul 13, 2022 by Blues Man
	Not ready to go (Preview) Early celebration...	Bobdown	1	728	01:28 PM Jul 12, 2022 by Craig1
	Kristina Keneally to run for British PM (Preview) https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/07/12/kristina-keneally-to-run-for-british-pm/	dorian	3	561	01:26 PM Jul 12, 2022 by Mike Harding
	a new breed of dog (Preview)	Craig1	3	1570	11:43 AM Jul 12, 2022 by peter67
	Wait your turn (Preview) Busting.......	Bobdown	0	643	11:21 AM Jul 12, 2022 by Bobdown
	Greens... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1220	07:39 AM Jul 12, 2022 by Blues Man
	Dustin (Preview) PEOPLE! Remember: a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it. 'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture.' I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect 'in case someone came over.' Finally I realized one day that no-one came over; t...	Craig1	0	822	05:29 PM Jul 11, 2022 by Craig1
	Glock Car Horn (Preview) These punks blocked a car in order to car-jack it. The intended victim pressed the horn button, whichwas wired to sound like gunshots. Check out what the security cameras recorded. Where can I get "Glock Horns" installed in my car?	Bobdown	5	1603	05:19 PM Jul 10, 2022 by Craig1
	Magic (Preview) Gone with the wave...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRJgTfjq/?k=1	Bobdown	2	864	01:12 PM Jul 10, 2022 by dabbler
	Liberal Party calls crisis meeting after census (Preview) https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/06/29/liberal-party-census-1-in-2-australians-female/	dorian	0	640	12:48 PM Jul 10, 2022 by dorian
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