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Poor Poms
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Q What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What is the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both. Q. What do En...
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Bobdown
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Inventor.
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Lot of people really do not know this but I am a bit of an inventor. I went to patent office with my three latest inventions, the girl on the reception desk said " Before you fill out the forms, what is your first invention?" So I proudly showed her and she appeared to stifle a giggle " It is a folding bottle" I...
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How Many forum Users Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
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I'm sure most Grey Nomad members will see the humour in this. How Many forum Users Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differ...
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Santa
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Bob.
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Bad day at work.
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Latest version of the disease
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Taliban rolled Afghans with 50 landcruiser utes and a 1000 people. Omicron has rolled Scomo, pluckachook , parrot off and missing mad dan in about 3 days.
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Craig1
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Happy New Year.
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Egg Nog.
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Police.
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Gods Tech Support.
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This explains everything. 90sec "GOD'S TECH SUPPORT"https://youtu.be/BwaQRTo1Efo
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oldbloke
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Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton die
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Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before St Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St Peter must decide which of them gets in.St Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to H...
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Pfizer.
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That's how.
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Yoga.
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"Expecting Snow.....Move The Car!".....
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One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."...Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.A week later while they are eat...
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aussie_paul
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When our lawn mower broke....
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,making beer.. Always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived ho...
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aussie_paul
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Newly weds.
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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband w...
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Dairy Farmer.
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Christmas Feasting.
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Dyson.
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