Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end o...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Fresh air....no one likes him. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSddnrhKj/

Mein · Mein

The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons 1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable. 2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small??? 3. Where did I leave my glasses? 4. Have I taken my pills already? 5. Now, what did I come in here for? 6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say. 7. Hm...

Bobdown · Bobdown

That's what I heard too....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdRL1R7d/

Mein · Mein

A priest, a rabbit and an Imam walk into a blood bank. The rabbit then said, "I think I'm a type o." -- Edited by Mein on Thursday 17th of March 2022 07:22:37 PM

Mein · Mein

When you're driving the back roads and you suddenly come across a bridge that isn't shown on your map / GPS . . . . .

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

A tale from another site on the WWW. A driver came into the Pub and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just order...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

A man wakes into a chemist and asked for a packet of condoms The girl behind counter tells him that would be $5 ,and 50cents for Tax He replies to hell with the tax, i will tie them on with string

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

You still work your way around doing things !! -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Monday 14th of March 2022 10:36:11 AM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Over 70 jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bette...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Unbelievable...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdJ5AeMV/

Craig1 · Craig1

re's How Bad the Economy Is: My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Bev...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bobdown · Bobdown

Stay on your own side.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdJ1ajjh/ -- Edited by Bobdown on Friday 11th of March 2022 05:51:41 PM

Craig1 · Craig1

we hope

Craig1 · Craig1

The devil made me do this

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one (Bad language) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd1x9kKC/

Mein · Mein

A husband and wife were watching a TV program about psychology in which the phenomenon of 'mixed emotions' was being explained. The husband turned to his wife and said, "What a load of nonsense! I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me feel both good and bad at the same time." The wife repli...

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	A Late Night Lecture... (Preview) 89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that...	aussie_paul	1	837	07:17 PM Mar 20, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	The Ballerina (Preview) A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end o...	Rob Driver	0	883	07:49 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Reason Putin is pissed off (Preview) Fresh air....no one likes him. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSddnrhKj/	Bobdown	1	987	05:08 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Blues Man
	The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons (Preview) The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons 1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable. 2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small??? 3. Where did I leave my glasses? 4. Have I taken my pills already? 5. Now, what did I come in here for? 6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say. 7. Hm...	Mein	2	961	04:21 PM Mar 18, 2022 by grahos
	Misheard lyrics (Preview) That's what I heard too....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdRL1R7d/	Bobdown	0	749	03:54 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Bobdown
	Typing Mistake (Preview) A priest, a rabbit and an Imam walk into a blood bank. The rabbit then said, "I think I'm a type o." -- Edited by Mein on Thursday 17th of March 2022 07:22:37 PM	Mein	1	846	03:48 AM Mar 17, 2022 by dorian
	An unexpected bridge (Preview) When you're driving the back roads and you suddenly come across a bridge that isn't shown on your map / GPS . . . . .	Mein	0	800	01:18 AM Mar 17, 2022 by Mein
	Brekky (Preview) A tale from another site on the WWW. A driver came into the Pub and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just order...	Rob Driver	0	846	10:18 AM Mar 16, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Dirty Charlie Brown (Preview)	Bobdown	1	939	07:09 PM Mar 14, 2022 by peter67
	An old joke (Preview) A man wakes into a chemist and asked for a packet of condoms The girl behind counter tells him that would be $5 ,and 50cents for Tax He replies to hell with the tax, i will tie them on with string	Cowboy7307	0	723	11:27 AM Mar 14, 2022 by Cowboy7307
	Been busy in garden (Preview) You still work your way around doing things !! -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Monday 14th of March 2022 10:36:11 AM	Aus-Kiwi	0	734	09:53 AM Mar 14, 2022 by Aus-Kiwi
	Over 70s jokes... (Preview) Over 70 jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bette...	aussie_paul	2	1161	08:45 PM Mar 13, 2022 by peter67
	Roo Dog (Preview) Unbelievable...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdJ5AeMV/	Bobdown	1	913	11:09 AM Mar 13, 2022 by Craig1
	The Economy (Preview) re's How Bad the Economy Is: My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Bev...	Craig1	2	1046	09:48 PM Mar 12, 2022 by Radar
	Cost of fuel... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	902	09:34 PM Mar 12, 2022 by peter67
	Surfs up (Preview) Stay on your own side.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdJ1ajjh/ -- Edited by Bobdown on Friday 11th of March 2022 05:51:41 PM	Bobdown	0	705	05:51 PM Mar 11, 2022 by Bobdown
	Easy thoughts (Preview) we hope	Craig1	0	659	05:45 PM Mar 11, 2022 by Craig1
	E.B. not related to E T (Preview) The devil made me do this	Craig1	4	802	02:49 PM Mar 11, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Not drunk! (Preview) Good one (Bad language) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd1x9kKC/	Bobdown	3	1076	01:18 PM Mar 11, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	Mixed Emotions (Preview) A husband and wife were watching a TV program about psychology in which the phenomenon of 'mixed emotions' was being explained. The husband turned to his wife and said, "What a load of nonsense! I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me feel both good and bad at the same time." The wife repli...	Mein	1	777	10:32 AM Mar 11, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
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