Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in London.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What ma...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HondaA guy says "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like 'Honda'". The doctor says "You say, 'Honda?'" "No" the guy says. "My farts do". So, the doctor says "Okay, open your mouth" and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Craig1 · Craig1

Bobdown · Bobdown

English humour...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdj94APQ/

Bobdown · Bobdown

Why Grandfathers Are Different!Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends Every Saturday morning he would tak...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and peru...

Craig1 · Craig1

SEX with Ghosts . A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of y...

oldbloke · oldbloke

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deep...

Craig1 · Craig1

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

https://youtu.be/lj57-TRXYhI -- Edited by Rob Driver on Sunday 27th of March 2022 11:49:56 AM

Mein · Mein

Apart from, "Life is short!", what other lines do you use before making big decisions?

oldbloke · oldbloke

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

But I dont think so ? Please dont take this seriously !!

Roy E · Roy E

The talking frog.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Do you know your kids? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd8J5v1e/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try to show some understanding.My name is Wayne , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.Wh...

Mein · Mein

A priest who lived in a clergy house directly behind his church, kept chickens. One Friday, he noticed that the rooster was missing. At the end of Sunday's mass, he asked, "Has anyone seen a ****?" Every person in the church put up their hand. The priest continued, "No. No. No. I meant, has anyone see...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Absolute the best version of Rindercella I have heard............ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd822oMU/

Craig1 · Craig1

try to see

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Friday Funnies....... (Preview) A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in London.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What ma...	aussie_paul	0	883	11:09 AM Apr 8, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Honda (Preview) HondaA guy says "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like 'Honda'". The doctor says "You say, 'Honda?'" "No" the guy says. "My farts do". So, the doctor says "Okay, open your mouth" and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a...	aussie_paul	1	972	05:40 PM Apr 6, 2022 by Craig1
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	772	04:49 PM Apr 6, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Some funnies,where are u possum? (Preview)	Craig1	0	858	04:28 PM Apr 5, 2022 by Craig1
	Happy ending (Preview) English humour...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdj94APQ/	Bobdown	0	1040	09:31 AM Apr 4, 2022 by Bobdown
	Grandfathers Are The Best (Preview) Why Grandfathers Are Different!Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends Every Saturday morning he would tak...	Bobdown	1	779	11:07 AM Apr 1, 2022 by Craig1
	I was propped up in my deck chair, (Preview) I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and peru...	aussie_paul	3	1361	08:31 AM Apr 1, 2022 by Stewart
	Ghosts (Preview) SEX with Ghosts . A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of y...	Craig1	0	923	05:44 PM Mar 30, 2022 by Craig1
	Peanut problem (Preview) One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deep...	oldbloke	0	886	05:28 PM Mar 30, 2022 by oldbloke
	How did you Go ?? (Preview)	Craig1	1	976	03:56 PM Mar 30, 2022 by Collo
	The Current Situation (Preview) https://youtu.be/lj57-TRXYhI -- Edited by Rob Driver on Sunday 27th of March 2022 11:49:56 AM	Rob Driver	0	1157	11:48 AM Mar 27, 2022 by Rob Driver
	What do you say? (Preview) Apart from, "Life is short!", what other lines do you use before making big decisions?	Mein	11	1805	11:56 AM Mar 26, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Mozzie trap (Preview)	oldbloke	1	939	04:24 PM Mar 25, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Due to fuel prices ? (Preview) But I dont think so ? Please dont take this seriously !!	Aus-Kiwi	3	999	10:29 AM Mar 25, 2022 by Aus-Kiwi
	The talking frog. (Preview) The talking frog.	Roy E	1	785	06:49 PM Mar 24, 2022 by peter67
	How good are you (Preview) Do you know your kids? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd8J5v1e/	Bobdown	0	1191	04:41 PM Mar 22, 2022 by Bobdown
	It is important for men......... (Preview) It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try to show some understanding.My name is Wayne , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.Wh...	aussie_paul	3	1375	10:21 PM Mar 21, 2022 by Roy E
	The Priest's Rooster (Preview) A priest who lived in a clergy house directly behind his church, kept chickens. One Friday, he noticed that the rooster was missing. At the end of Sunday's mass, he asked, "Has anyone seen a ****?" Every person in the church put up their hand. The priest continued, "No. No. No. I meant, has anyone see...	Mein	1	663	09:48 PM Mar 21, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Spoonerism (Preview) Absolute the best version of Rindercella I have heard............ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd822oMU/	Bobdown	1	1019	01:31 AM Mar 21, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	Sunday Funnies a couple of knew ones with luck (Preview) try to see	Craig1	0	762	09:19 PM Mar 20, 2022 by Craig1
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