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Proxima Chorizo
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-05/french-scientist-apologises-for-chorizo-star-joke/101305334
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dorian
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1257
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Old lady in an elevator
(Preview)
An old lady is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old lady and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the e...
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Southern Cruizer
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I was expecting something else ...
(Preview)
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-05/josh-jenkins-speaks-out-about-adelaide-crows-camp/101306228
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dorian
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1
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880
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I think I'm about to lose my license
(Preview)
I think I'm going to lose my license all because of a stupid police officer....... The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: License and registration please, I think you are drunk! Me: I assure you, I did not drink anything. Officer: Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine yo...
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Southern Cruizer
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Maybe not PC…
(Preview)
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yobarr
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2
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1115
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What 'service' really is?
(Preview)
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yobarr
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0
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943
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Do you Fart in Bed ??
(Preview)
Worth a re run Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you . This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the no...
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Craig1
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919
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Jokes a few almost new ones
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Craig1
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1
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1004
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The importance of colour
(Preview)
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Mein
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0
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885
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Friendly Advice- Comon possum as well
(Preview)
Friendly AdvicePlease, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Alberta Health Services and the Government of Alberta Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by *******s who just drink coffee,...
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Craig1
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3
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999
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Car Security
(Preview)
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Craig1
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1
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1271
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Modern Times
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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882
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A Head comes into a Bar
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Craig1
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836
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Exercise For people Over 60
(Preview)
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 1kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for...
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StreetsAhead
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950
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A Hell of a Place to Breakdown
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Craig1
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2
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1121
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Magic Joke 3- thats all folks
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Craig1
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1
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Magic Joke 2
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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773
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Magic Joke One
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Craig1
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0
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924
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The Eleventh Husband
(Preview)
The 11th Husband !!! A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What ?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband#1 was a...
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Craig1
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Dog gone
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Bobdown
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