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Never die wondering
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A man sunbathes in the nude and burns his penis. His doctor tells him to dip it in a saucer of milk to ease the pain. Later his blonde wife comes home to find him with his willy in the saucer of milk. 'Well I'll be..' she remarks, 'I always wondered how men reloaded those things...'
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Ivan 01
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0
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644
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ran out of petrol
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There were three Sisters of St Bernadette driving in outback Australia and they ran out of petrol - devastating.Sister Angelina said "There's a house over there on the hill, perhaps the farmer could lend us some petrol to get us into town".So the three hopeful Sisters walked across to the homestead a...
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aussie_paul
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0
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807
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Great Aussie Poem
(Preview)
A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock . He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams He stopped and turned a windmill on to f...
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Bobdown
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3
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1264
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She knows you!
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I have no idea who this woman is but, she seems to know you!
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Mein
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0
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516
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Now days.
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Possum3
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1
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909
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lol.
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aussie_paul
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0
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998
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Talent?
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Possum3
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0
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829
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Dad.
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Possum3
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0
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650
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Big nose, no mask
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The other day, I was standing in line waiting to pay for my groceries at a supermarket. The guy in front of me turned around and I saw that he wasn't wearing a mask.I asked him, "How come you're not wearing a mask?" He replied, "Well you can see I've got a big nose. I can't wear masks."I responded, "I can't se...
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Mein
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0
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603
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Ponderings of Earl.
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Possum3
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4
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1384
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The boss....
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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!"He then attached it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had tap...
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aussie_paul
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1
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1001
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He's My Brother
(Preview)
never knew that! Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you? Eight, the boy replied. The man continued, Do you know what these are used for? The boy replied,...
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Craig1
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5
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1489
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Why women live longer
(Preview)
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSenytHTB/
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Bobdown
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0
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980
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Drunk parents
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Warning... a few F's https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeny47mU/
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Bobdown
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0
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821
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Valentine's Day.
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Possum3
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1
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1038
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Totally green.
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Possum3
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0
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876
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Fish n Chips.
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Possum3
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1
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882
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Emergency preparedness drill
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https://youtu.be/gO8N3L_aERg
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oldbloke
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1
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738
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Room 858.
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A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.The clerk answers,"May I help you?"The man says,"Yes, I'm in room 858""You need to send someone to my room immediately""What seems to be the problem sir?"Asks the clerk,"I'm ha...
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Possum3
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0
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834
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Inevitable.
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Possum3
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752
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