Just Joking

Mein · Mein

anolphart · anolphart

For certain forum members! · Mein

Bobdown · Bobdown

Just having a lend of you Chris, but it looks like your driving.......... Cheers Bob

Gundog · Gundog

Nike made a shoe , For the lesbian community. Its got a 2 inch longer tongue and then get it off with one finger

VK3XP · VK3XP

I went and had a test the other day and some RAT told me I was negative.

VK3XP · VK3XP

A young Scottish lad told his mate he was getting married. His mate asked are you wearing a kilt? Aye he said. His mate asked what's the Tartan. To which the lad replied " I hope she's in a white dress.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

Here's your (educational) story for the day . .Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied Politician survivors of a sunken ship.. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam towards the mass of politicians."First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our f...

rgren2 · rgren2

Bobdown · Bobdown

One of the best instructional videos ever seen. Turn up the volume.

oldbloke · oldbloke

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-11/albanese-submarine-deal-with-france/101145042

Gundog · Gundog

The Romans Julius Caesar: Why are all my royal chariots so dented and dinged up? Chariots Manager: Hail, Caesar. Julius Caesar Very Good, but again what happened to my chariots? Mums Advice A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back...

Mein · Mein

I went to a hypnotist's show last night. It started out quite well. The hypnotist got 5 men up on the stage and put them into a trance. He told them to hop on one foot, and they did. He then told them to act like monkeys, and they did. But one of the men bumped the tall speaker tower. It toppled over and lan...

Gundog · Gundog

I don't want to brag about my finances or anythingbut my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me that my balance is outstanding. Ive just finished installing a high voltage fence around my house.The neighbours are dead against it. Scientists got together to study the effects of alc...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Some benefits of ageing (Preview)	Mein	3	813	01:01 PM Jun 16, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	The science is settled Climate change (Preview)	anolphart	11	1001	12:07 PM Jun 16, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	For certain forum members! (Preview)	Mein	5	2006	09:09 PM Jun 14, 2022 by yobarr
	Is this you Yobarr? (Preview) Just having a lend of you Chris, but it looks like your driving.......... Cheers Bob	Bobdown	4	748	08:05 PM Jun 14, 2022 by yobarr
	Nike Shoe (Preview) Nike made a shoe , For the lesbian community. Its got a 2 inch longer tongue and then get it off with one finger	Gundog	2	931	06:50 PM Jun 14, 2022 by peter67
	Vacinatioon (Preview) I went and had a test the other day and some RAT told me I was negative.	VK3XP	0	730	03:57 PM Jun 14, 2022 by VK3XP
	Scottish Wedding (Preview) A young Scottish lad told his mate he was getting married. His mate asked are you wearing a kilt? Aye he said. His mate asked what's the Tartan. To which the lad replied " I hope she's in a white dress.	VK3XP	0	586	03:53 PM Jun 14, 2022 by VK3XP
	Funny Stuff (Preview)	Bobdown	0	997	11:57 AM Jun 14, 2022 by Bobdown
	Why Sharks Circle-care all names have been deleted to protect the gui;ty (Preview) Here's your (educational) story for the day . .Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied Politician survivors of a sunken ship.. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam towards the mass of politicians."First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our f...	Craig1	0	767	11:55 AM Jun 14, 2022 by Craig1
	Beware the fish (Preview)	rgren2	1	1107	06:19 PM Jun 13, 2022 by peter67
	A Ripper (Preview) One of the best instructional videos ever seen. Turn up the volume.	Bobdown	0	958	12:19 PM Jun 13, 2022 by Bobdown
	Liberal party, the greatest ever money managers. Lol (Preview) https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-11/albanese-submarine-deal-with-france/101145042	oldbloke	24	1768	09:40 AM Jun 13, 2022 by Kebbin
	A couple to entertain (Preview) The Romans Julius Caesar: Why are all my royal chariots so dented and dinged up? Chariots Manager: Hail, Caesar. Julius Caesar Very Good, but again what happened to my chariots? Mums Advice A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back...	Gundog	1	1169	07:53 PM Jun 11, 2022 by Craig1
	The Poor Hypnotist (Preview) I went to a hypnotist's show last night. It started out quite well. The hypnotist got 5 men up on the stage and put them into a trance. He told them to hop on one foot, and they did. He then told them to act like monkeys, and they did. But one of the men bumped the tall speaker tower. It toppled over and lan...	Mein	1	1290	05:02 PM Jun 11, 2022 by yobarr
	Word Play (Preview) I don't want to brag about my finances or anythingbut my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me that my balance is outstanding. Ive just finished installing a high voltage fence around my house.The neighbours are dead against it. Scientists got together to study the effects of alc...	Gundog	1	1179	01:40 PM Jun 11, 2022 by grahos
	Dog Sitter (Preview) Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...	Bobdown	2	1153	11:51 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Craig1
	Eye test (Preview) A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!	Whenarewethere	0	1126	09:24 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Wet and wild (Preview) Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1	Bobdown	3	1263	08:43 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Where the hell is Hughenden Dressed to impress (Preview) Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...	Ivan 01	0	850	07:47 AM Jun 11, 2022 by Ivan 01
	I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS (Preview) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...	aussie_paul	0	864	09:34 PM Jun 9, 2022 by aussie_paul
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