Just Joking

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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The ki...

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Bodies of three men found in the woods with a Weetbix stuck in their fundamental orifice. Police are looking for a cereal killer.

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Just had two police officers at my front door.They asked me, Are you familiar with the letters HB?I said, No, Im not.How about LS? they asked.I replied, No. then they asked, What about JD?I said, Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?They said, No, these are just initial inquiries.

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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, Sir, whats that on your shoulder?The old farmer said, Thats my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.Im sorry, sir, said the ticket agent. We cant allow animals in the theatre.The old farmer went ar...

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1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On...

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erad · erad

"Twelve Days of Christmas" On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird. On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in...

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First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualiti...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	jokes with luck (Preview) acouple	Craig1	0	735	05:01 PM Dec 28, 2021 by Craig1
	Untouchable Princess. (Preview) Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The ki...	Possum3	1	818	08:12 AM Dec 28, 2021 by Roy E
	Killers (Preview) Bodies of three men found in the woods with a Weetbix stuck in their fundamental orifice. Police are looking for a cereal killer.	Magnarc	0	744	07:33 AM Dec 28, 2021 by Magnarc
	Local Police Targeting. (Preview)	Possum3	0	798	05:59 PM Dec 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Police at door. (Preview) Just had two police officers at my front door.They asked me, Are you familiar with the letters HB?I said, No, Im not.How about LS? they asked.I replied, No. then they asked, What about JD?I said, Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?They said, No, these are just initial inquiries.	Possum3	0	761	05:50 PM Dec 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Rooster. (Preview) A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, Sir, whats that on your shoulder?The old farmer said, Thats my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.Im sorry, sir, said the ticket agent. We cant allow animals in the theatre.The old farmer went ar...	Possum3	2	1132	09:18 AM Dec 26, 2021 by Roy E
	Fancy Dress. (Preview)	Possum3	2	966	08:53 AM Dec 26, 2021 by Magnarc
	BBQ. (Preview)	Possum3	6	1099	04:54 PM Dec 25, 2021 by bilbo
	Out of the mouths of kids (Preview) 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On...	Bobdown	1	640	02:14 PM Dec 24, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Christmas purchase. (Preview)	Possum3	2	674	12:03 PM Dec 24, 2021 by Possum3
	The twelve Days of Christmas (Preview) "Twelve Days of Christmas" On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird. On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in...	erad	0	711	10:18 AM Dec 24, 2021 by erad
	Camping. (Preview)	Possum3	0	752	09:34 AM Dec 24, 2021 by Possum3
	Veterinary Students. (Preview) First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualiti...	Possum3	0	647	09:31 AM Dec 24, 2021 by Possum3
	12 days of Christmas. (Preview)	Possum3	0	599	08:48 AM Dec 24, 2021 by Possum3
	Pete (Preview)	yobarr	1	1026	08:45 AM Dec 24, 2021 by peter67
	The only one. (Preview)	Possum3	0	722	08:39 AM Dec 24, 2021 by Possum3
	Skies above London (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	802	07:41 PM Dec 23, 2021 by Clarky 1
	Irish Craic Humour... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	704	12:21 PM Dec 23, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Counselor. (Preview)	Possum3	0	649	12:18 PM Dec 23, 2021 by Possum3
	Little Johnny. (Preview)	Possum3	0	668	12:08 PM Dec 23, 2021 by Possum3
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