Just Joking

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

A man was sitting in the bar at Mascot Terminal and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, 'Wow, she's so gorgeous... she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for.' "I still call Australia home...," he says to her. She pulled away from him and...

Craig1 · Craig1

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting thes...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Oops.. "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription....Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wife, is not enough!"..... -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 4th of February 2022 05:13:10 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Possum3 · Possum3

Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Don't mess with usI know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order.Anyway when I got to the first window I pa...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...

Craig1 · Craig1

Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, I hav...

Craig1 · Craig1

Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/

Bobdown · Bobdown

>>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...

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	The air hostess (Preview) A man was sitting in the bar at Mascot Terminal and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, 'Wow, she's so gorgeous... she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for.' "I still call Australia home...," he says to her. She pulled away from him and...	Ivan 01	1	1147	10:32 PM Feb 5, 2022 by Warren-Pat_01
	sarcasm at it's best (Preview) A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting thes...	Craig1	1	845	09:24 PM Feb 5, 2022 by peter67
	Pharmacist to customer: (Preview) Oops.. "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription....Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wife, is not enough!"..... -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 4th of February 2022 05:13:10 PM	aussie_paul	2	1259	02:47 PM Feb 4, 2022 by dorian
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1078	11:59 AM Feb 4, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable? (Preview) Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...	Possum3	4	2091	11:05 AM Feb 4, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Fur Babies (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	1065	06:36 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Don't mess with us.... (Preview) Don't mess with usI know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order.Anyway when I got to the first window I pa...	aussie_paul	0	782	03:35 PM Feb 3, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Doubtful. (Preview)	Possum3	0	854	01:21 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Pull my finger. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1091	12:02 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Risque Content. (Preview)	Possum3	0	697	11:59 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Perspective on life. (Preview)	Possum3	0	630	11:57 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Outdoors. (Preview)	Possum3	0	603	11:51 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Dead Penguins (Preview) I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...	Possum3	0	626	11:48 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Over qualified (Preview) Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, *I hav...*	Craig1	2	853	01:13 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Greg 1
	A Cyclist- worthless (Preview) Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...	Craig1	12	1423	05:57 PM Feb 2, 2022 by Craig1
	WHY GOD MADE MUMS.... (Preview) Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....	aussie_paul	0	711	02:14 PM Feb 2, 2022 by aussie_paul
	That explains it......... (Preview) Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/	Bobdown	2	699	12:08 PM Feb 2, 2022 by Roy E
	New Strain (Preview) >>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...	Bobdown	1	650	09:23 AM Feb 2, 2022 by Bow
	Ring (Preview)	Bobdown	1	604	11:33 AM Feb 1, 2022 by Craig1
	Military Pension-Issues (Preview) The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...	Craig1	2	802	08:19 AM Feb 1, 2022 by Whenarewethere
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