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Quickies
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Son: Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Father: Yes, we arson. Why do bees stay in their hive throughout winter? 'Swarm. Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? Because you can't see in the dark. How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A bucaneer. Why should you never buy flowers from a monk? To pre...
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Kids drawings
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They must have a dirty mind.....funny https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeKRSBoE/
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Feeling down
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Sometimes, I just wish that someone would give me a big hug and say, "Don't worry! You'll soon be back on your feet. How about I make you a nice cup of tea and give you $50,000?"
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Here is one for Vlad
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Speed control
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Canadian Speed Control! Speed control being used in Canada. How's this for effective speed control? I don't know about you, but this would certainly slow me down! People slow down and actually try to "straddle" the hole. This is an actual speed control device that is currently in use. I...
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Cheap Shotgun Alert
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Made in China........don't buy it.
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What mouse?
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Massive Things
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I'm fascinated by these massive things.
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Putin at work
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Vladimir Putin, to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk there is a section for questions. Little Sasha puts her hand up and says, "I have...
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Act Fast
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Goat
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We need a light in here
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My apology to whenarewethere if this has appeared on here in the last 20 years While her husband was busy at work one day, a bored housewife took a lover into her bedroom for some illicit fun, completely unaware that her nine year old son was silently hiding in the closet. And when her husband came home...
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Prayin Like Denis- what a menace
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A little problem
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a...
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Fifty Dollars is fifty Dollars
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Home Improvement Oversight
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That’s gratitude for you !
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Pothole season is open....
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You started it...
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A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck;walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork.He marched up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know, I just H A T E being on the DOLE.I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like ta...
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Seminar...
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I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!I was less amus...
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