Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I ha...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains theyre about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?""Of cour...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there,so I asked her,"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The keys."Several days ago as I left the Bunnings in Rocky, to walk out to my ute and was reaching into my pocket from my car keys... got that sick feeling when I didn't find them there. I desperately gave myself a personal pat down, other pockets, shirt pocket, not there. Turned around real fast and trot...

Relax-n · Relax-n

Possum3 · Possum3

Naked.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Occ, health and safety.........NOT

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

yobarr · yobarr

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A vagabond, tired and hungry, was trudging along a country road in England when he came upon a roadside inn called "George and the Dragon."He knocked on the door.The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window."Could ye spare some food please?" he asked.The woman looked at his wretched condition...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My wife and I went to the auction at Wagga Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen ...and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mat...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Boofheads having fun....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...

Roy E · Roy E

John Cleese & Rowan Atkinson. (Second try) VIDEO-2021-09-02-16-56-17 -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 10:55:29 AM

Roy E · Roy E

John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson, great stuff. Sorry all. It seems i can't get the file to stay stay attached when I post it. -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:19:08 AM -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:23:55 AM

dorian · dorian

https://web.archive.org/web/20030731030245/http://spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/01.html

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	72 virgins. (Preview) An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I ha...	Possum3	0	748	12:07 PM Dec 23, 2021 by Possum3
	One for the EV crowd (Preview)	Rob Driver	1	772	11:53 AM Dec 23, 2021 by Craig1
	The Best Senior Joke Collection... (Preview) Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains theyre about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?""Of cour...	aussie_paul	1	1027	10:01 AM Dec 23, 2021 by Blues Man
	I asked my friend's little daughter... (Preview) I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there,so I asked her,"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and h...	aussie_paul	7	992	07:26 AM Dec 23, 2021 by Mike Harding
	How is it.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	683	12:48 PM Dec 22, 2021 by aussie_paul
	The keys. (Preview) The keys."Several days ago as I left the Bunnings in Rocky, to walk out to my ute and was reaching into my pocket from my car keys... got that sick feeling when I didn't find them there. I desperately gave myself a personal pat down, other pockets, shirt pocket, not there. Turned around real fast and trot...	aussie_paul	0	617	12:40 PM Dec 22, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Pencil ??? (Preview)	Relax-n	1	677	07:26 AM Dec 22, 2021 by Blues Man
	Naked truth. (Preview) Naked.	Possum3	1	791	07:24 AM Dec 22, 2021 by Blues Man
	Hi Honey, it's me. (Preview) Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this...	aussie_paul	2	753	07:23 AM Dec 22, 2021 by Blues Man
	Safety first (Preview) Occ, health and safety.........NOT	Bobdown	8	1601	01:53 PM Dec 21, 2021 by yobarr
	A stunning senior moment... (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	824	11:12 AM Dec 21, 2021 by grahos
	Asthma (Preview)	yobarr	0	834	06:56 PM Dec 20, 2021 by yobarr
	"George and the Dragon." (Preview) A vagabond, tired and hungry, was trudging along a country road in England when he came upon a roadside inn called "George and the Dragon."He knocked on the door.The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window."Could ye spare some food please?" he asked.The woman looked at his wretched condition...	aussie_paul	0	487	04:48 PM Dec 20, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Manners... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	616	04:45 PM Dec 20, 2021 by aussie_paul
	All Bull.... (Preview) My wife and I went to the auction at Wagga Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen ...and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mat...	aussie_paul	0	501	04:43 PM Dec 20, 2021 by aussie_paul
	At the seaside (Preview) Boofheads having fun....	Bobdown	0	1084	02:43 PM Dec 19, 2021 by Bobdown
	The Rectum Stretcher... (Preview) A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...	aussie_paul	2	934	02:42 PM Dec 19, 2021 by Bobdown
	Courting (Preview) John Cleese & Rowan Atkinson. (Second try) VIDEO-2021-09-02-16-56-17 -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 10:55:29 AM	Roy E	0	558	10:52 AM Dec 19, 2021 by Roy E
	Courting. (Preview) John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson, great stuff. Sorry all. It seems i can't get the file to stay stay attached when I post it. -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:19:08 AM -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:23:55 AM	Roy E	0	452	09:18 AM Dec 19, 2021 by Roy E
	Gadsby (Preview) https://web.archive.org/web/20030731030245/http://spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/01.html	dorian	2	881	08:31 AM Dec 19, 2021 by dorian
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