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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!
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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...
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Any port in a storm
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Politics
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Wind Farms.
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Ever since they installed those big fans up on the hill it's become even windier. Who's bright idea was that? I've noticed that when they're off, we get a nice calm spell. Please turn them off - at least on weekends.
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Wine.
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive womansitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.She stared at the wi...
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Christmas gift.
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Hearing.
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True mystery
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry...
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Warning!
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Four worms.
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Missing wife.
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Husband:My wife is missing.She went out yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Colour of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I th...
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New Car.
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How interviews go these days .
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Interviewed from those who have no idea !!
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Thank you letter.
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*This letter was sent to the Broken Hill High School Principals office in Broken Hill, outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankin...
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That's Not Cricket!
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The Fly.
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A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it. A bear was in the lake and thought, If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish. A hunter was on the grounds an...
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You could have heard a pin drop ......
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JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
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Abbott and Costello
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. Abbott and Costello. Lolhttps://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fgOldbloke
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The Drover...
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A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...
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New seatbelt design....
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