Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

Possum3 · Possum3

A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it. A bear was in the lake and thought, If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish. A hunter was on the grounds an...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

oldbloke · oldbloke

. Abbott and Costello. Lolhttps://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fgOldbloke

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...

Halfwaythere · Halfwaythere

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

I wonder what the new legislation passed recently that requires couples to both give consent prior to sexual activity should be called? My contribution is: The Nooky Nod

Possum3 · Possum3

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireRegis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?Barbara: Sure,...

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Subject: FW: Why teachers continue to drink heavilyThe following questions were in last year's GED examination(These are genuine answers).Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.Q. Ho...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

For your enjoyment...........

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.AND yes ... it was discovered in Australia, which is now the leading producer.The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assista...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and scre...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".************...

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	That's Not Cricket! (Preview)	anolphart	0	538	08:00 AM Nov 27, 2021 by anolphart
	The Fly. (Preview) A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it. A bear was in the lake and thought, If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish. A hunter was on the grounds an...	Possum3	0	494	10:31 PM Nov 26, 2021 by Possum3
	You could have heard a pin drop ...... (Preview) JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...	aussie_paul	3	1161	07:49 AM Nov 26, 2021 by Possum3
	Abbott and Costello (Preview) . Abbott and Costello. Lolhttps://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fgOldbloke	oldbloke	0	993	08:54 PM Nov 25, 2021 by oldbloke
	The Drover... (Preview) A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...	aussie_paul	1	1133	05:57 PM Nov 25, 2021 by Blues Man
	New seatbelt design.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	926	01:57 PM Nov 25, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Applying for a council job (Preview) A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...	Bobdown	2	1211	12:32 PM Nov 25, 2021 by Bobdown
	Father????? (Preview) A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...	Possum3	1	1609	11:25 PM Nov 24, 2021 by chappy
	Just Saying..... (Preview)	Halfwaythere	3	846	10:07 PM Nov 24, 2021 by watsea
	To my children... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1417	04:14 PM Nov 24, 2021 by aussie_paul
	New sexual consent legislation (Preview) I wonder what the new legislation passed recently that requires couples to both give consent prior to sexual activity should be called? My contribution is: The Nooky Nod	anolphart	0	1019	11:17 AM Nov 24, 2021 by anolphart
	Quiz show. (Preview) A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireRegis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?Barbara: Sure,...	Possum3	1	1504	09:00 AM Nov 24, 2021 by Blues Man
	Jaqui's been let off her leash (Preview)	anolphart	0	892	09:21 PM Nov 23, 2021 by anolphart
	Oops... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	971	01:04 PM Nov 23, 2021 by aussie_paul
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) Subject: FW: Why teachers continue to drink heavilyThe following questions were in last year's GED examination(These are genuine answers).Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.Q. Ho...	aussie_paul	0	1047	12:36 PM Nov 23, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	918	11:16 AM Nov 23, 2021 by Bobdown
	ONIONS and CHRISTMAS TREES. (Preview) For your enjoyment...........	Bobdown	0	1082	11:14 AM Nov 23, 2021 by Bobdown
	Our Government, a joke. :) (Preview) Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.AND yes ... it was discovered in Australia, which is now the leading producer.The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assista...	aussie_paul	2	1060	08:13 PM Nov 22, 2021 by Craig1
	Living life to the full... (Preview) Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and scre...	aussie_paul	3	1585	04:12 PM Nov 22, 2021 by Southern Cruizer
	Donate!!! (Preview) Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".************...	aussie_paul	0	656	03:14 PM Nov 22, 2021 by aussie_paul
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