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Irish
(Preview)
3 quick jokes, they take the mickey out of themselves
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Bobdown
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3
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922
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The neighbour
(Preview)
About a week ago I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) and I noticed a person who was wearing a mask with a knife in hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.Suddenly my neighbor came from behind and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly...
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aussie_paul
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2
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1284
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Punography.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1030
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Golf....
(Preview)
A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...
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aussie_paul
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0
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758
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Who's first?
(Preview)
https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg
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oldbloke
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0
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999
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Decoration.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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9
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2360
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Australian Reindeer.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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1086
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Bloke thing
(Preview)
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Craig1
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4
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969
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Damn it.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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668
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Place Names.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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788
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Golf
(Preview)
How to pi$$ off your opponent............
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Bobdown
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0
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910
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New Way.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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670
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Rent-A-Hitman
(Preview)
https://rentahitman.com/Everyone should know by now that the Dark & Deep webs are not safe places to shop for your nefarious deeds. There are lots of potentially dangerous sites, ripe with viruses, and fraud runs rampant there. Your privacy is NOT guaranteed and your informat...
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dorian
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2
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850
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This is good
(Preview)
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.Shocked, she asked, 'What in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied,'Mum, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this...
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aussie_paul
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1
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881
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Sexual Relations?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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974
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2021 Nativity.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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754
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Deserved it.
(Preview)
Deserved it.Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom.Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car?Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.
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aussie_paul
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0
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888
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Mask in car.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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782
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Fine dining.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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972
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Just like that.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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835
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