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Emergency preparedness drill
(Preview)
https://youtu.be/gO8N3L_aERg
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oldbloke
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1
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751
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Room 858.
(Preview)
A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.The clerk answers,"May I help you?"The man says,"Yes, I'm in room 858""You need to send someone to my room immediately""What seems to be the problem sir?"Asks the clerk,"I'm ha...
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Possum3
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846
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Inevitable.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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767
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Masks
(Preview)
What's really inside the masks.
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Bobdown
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6
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1231
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Learner Driver.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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713
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Rattled.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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867
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Almost blonde
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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1
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1062
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Co-workers.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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5
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1197
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About time
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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2
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921
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A Few More
(Preview)
They Walk Among Us! And .......... they vote. \ To get rid of his old fridge, a man put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home, you want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrus...
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Craig1
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0
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807
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English.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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757
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The ventriloquist.
(Preview)
A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Texas.As usual he sits down with his dummy on his knee and he starts going through the first part of his session which is heavily loaded with dumb blonde jokes.Everything is going well and the audience are laughing and...
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Possum3
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0
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553
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Fight club
(Preview)
The guy didn't stand a chance.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeGAUJMN/
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Bobdown
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1
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1046
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Retirement.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1136
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Wayward Oranges
(Preview)
True story: During WW2 my mother-in-law was traveling on a Melbourne tram. Sitting beside her were two American soldiers. Sitting opposite her was an old lady with a string net bag bulging full with oranges. The netting split & the oranges dropped & were rolling all over the floor of the tra...
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86GTS
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843
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...looking forward to retiring...
(Preview)
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from th...
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Hitting the road
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1
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926
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Parrots swearing.
(Preview)
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing'What do they say?' the priest asked.They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,Then he thought for a moment......
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Possum3
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0
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892
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Savage wife
(Preview)
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeGLotGP/
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Bobdown
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2
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949
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No way.
(Preview)
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?The bru...
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Possum3
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940
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Why not?
(Preview)
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Mein
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5
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1806
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