Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a fifty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your fifty-five y...

dorian · dorian

No placards inside, just more nerd humour ... -- Edited by dorian on Friday 15th of October 2021 07:16:44 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

anolphart · anolphart

Husbands call to his wife: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. How...

anolphart · anolphart

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.

Possum3 · Possum3

Craig1 · Craig1

maybe this one

Possum3 · Possum3

Craig1 · Craig1

I dont remember this one on here, but who knows, somewhat relevant yet again

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God", and for it to stop you say, "Amen".So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse w...

dave06 · dave06

a lady was very upset that she hadnt had a date or sex for ages so she went to see the famous sex therapist dr chang, in the exam room dr chang asked her to take off orr your crose, the woman did as she was told, now cror reery reery fast to odder side of room, she did , and now craw reery reery fass back to me, she di...

Possum3 · Possum3

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

I now know why the anti vaccines people have been so activeThere are now one million reasons, (up for grabs), for others not to have the jab I bet my bottom dollar, they will try and get people to avoid, applying to be in the new (free to join), $1,000,000 lottery

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

dorian · dorian

More nerd jokes ...

Magnarc · Magnarc

What is the difference between a Nun and a woman in the shower? Scroll down The Nun has a soul full of hope.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Doctor's visit (Preview) A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a fifty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your fifty-five y...	anolphart	0	507	01:04 PM Oct 15, 2021 by anolphart
	More nerd humour (Preview) No placards inside, just more nerd humour ... -- Edited by dorian on Friday 15th of October 2021 07:16:44 AM	dorian	2	574	09:35 AM Oct 15, 2021 by Craig1
	Warned. (Preview)	Possum3	0	483	09:16 AM Oct 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Flys, (Preview)	Possum3	1	632	10:11 PM Oct 14, 2021 by erad
	Hit by a car (Preview) Husbands call to his wife: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. How...	anolphart	0	536	02:47 PM Oct 14, 2021 by anolphart
	Sex drive (Preview) Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.	anolphart	0	833	11:49 AM Oct 14, 2021 by anolphart
	Haloween nerd. (Preview)	Possum3	1	489	11:22 AM Oct 14, 2021 by anolphart
	Humour (Preview) maybe this one	Craig1	3	1015	09:14 AM Oct 14, 2021 by Blues Man
	Angry wife. (Preview)	Possum3	2	742	09:03 AM Oct 14, 2021 by Blues Man
	Yes Prime Minister (Preview) I dont remember this one on here, but who knows, somewhat relevant yet again	Craig1	0	653	08:29 PM Oct 13, 2021 by Craig1
	A man needed a horse, (Preview) A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God", and for it to stop you say, "Amen".So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse w...	aussie_paul	0	490	05:09 PM Oct 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	ed zacchary disease (Preview) a lady was very upset that she hadnt had a date or sex for ages so she went to see the famous sex therapist dr chang, in the exam room dr chang asked her to take off orr your crose, the woman did as she was told, now cror reery reery fast to odder side of room, she did , and now craw reery reery fass back to me, she di...	dave06	2	2040	04:47 PM Oct 13, 2021 by Craig1
	Dr. (Preview)	Possum3	0	631	02:45 PM Oct 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Conspiracy theories (Preview) I now know why the anti vaccines people have been so activeThere are now one million reasons, (up for grabs), for others not to have the jab I bet my bottom dollar, they will try and get people to avoid, applying to be in the new (free to join), $1,000,000 lottery	Tony Bev	2	714	01:15 PM Oct 13, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Wrong again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	801	01:14 PM Oct 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Brian. (Preview)	Possum3	0	697	01:11 PM Oct 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Small crowd - NOT PC. (Preview)	Possum3	0	428	01:09 PM Oct 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Mummy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	649	01:02 PM Oct 13, 2021 by Possum3
	More nerd jokes (Preview) More nerd jokes ...	dorian	4	827	09:40 AM Oct 13, 2021 by Craig1
	Cleanliness. (Preview) What is the difference between a Nun and a woman in the shower? Scroll down The Nun has a soul full of hope.	Magnarc	0	639	09:18 AM Oct 13, 2021 by Magnarc
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