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Funnies 2
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Great leader
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Boris https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSes3mhvQ/
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The air hostess
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A man was sitting in the bar at Mascot Terminal and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, 'Wow, she's so gorgeous... she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for.' "I still call Australia home...," he says to her. She pulled away from him and...
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sarcasm at it's best
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting thes...
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Pharmacist to customer:
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Oops.. "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription....Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wife, is not enough!"..... -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 4th of February 2022 05:13:10 PM
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lol...
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Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?
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Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...
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Fur Babies
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Don't mess with us....
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Don't mess with usI know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order.Anyway when I got to the first window I pa...
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Doubtful.
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Pull my finger.
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Risque Content.
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Perspective on life.
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Outdoors.
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Dead Penguins
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I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...
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Over qualified
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Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, I hav...
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A Cyclist- worthless
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Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...
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WHY GOD MADE MUMS....
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Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....
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That explains it.........
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Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/
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