Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works s...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman is hugely upset and sobbing because she has locked her keys inside her car.A passing soldier stops and assures her he can help, she looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens!Amazed she asks him how he did it, "Eas...

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Possum3 · Possum3

A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous.When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient'sthroat."Sorry," said the doctor. "You're outside my specialty now.You should see a laryngolog...

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Craig1 · Craig1

possibly true

Craig1 · Craig1

there you go

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Tony Bev · Tony Bev

I thought that the below pic, lifted from an ABC Covid update website, was funny Funny in respect, that some people think that having no protection against a virus, will protect them

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Possum3 · Possum3

A guy driving a Daewoo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.The driver of the Daewoo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls,"Hey, buddy, that's a nice car.You got a phone in your Rolls?I've got one in my Daewoo!"The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply,"Yes I have a phon...

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Craig1 · Craig1

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Craig1 · Craig1

THE BANANA TEST. Do not scroll down past the animals until you have decided upon your answer..... AND NO CHEATING ! There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals... A Lion A ChimpA Giraffe...AND... A Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banan...

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	Tendering procedures (Preview) Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works s...	anolphart	0	701	09:16 AM Oct 11, 2021 by anolphart
	Locked out. (Preview) A woman is hugely upset and sobbing because she has locked her keys inside her car.A passing soldier stops and assures her he can help, she looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens!Amazed she asks him how he did it, "Eas...	Possum3	0	511	08:35 AM Oct 11, 2021 by Possum3
	50 shades. (Preview)	Possum3	0	665	08:25 AM Oct 11, 2021 by Possum3
	2021. (Preview)	Possum3	0	885	11:59 PM Oct 10, 2021 by Possum3
	Dentist. (Preview) A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous.When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient'sthroat."Sorry," said the doctor. "You're outside my specialty now.You should see a laryngolog...	Possum3	0	558	11:48 PM Oct 10, 2021 by Possum3
	Mask training (Preview)	anolphart	2	1146	11:22 PM Oct 10, 2021 by chappy
	Massage (Preview)	Possum3	2	1013	11:16 PM Oct 10, 2021 by chappy
	Stoned, on holidays. (Preview)	Possum3	1	503	11:10 PM Oct 10, 2021 by chappy
	aliens and earth (Preview) possibly true	Craig1	0	616	09:46 PM Oct 10, 2021 by Craig1
	Einstein and Indian (Preview) there you go	Craig1	0	841	09:44 PM Oct 10, 2021 by Craig1
	Ämerica". (Preview)	Possum3	1	688	09:43 PM Oct 10, 2021 by Craig1
	Anti-vaccine protest (Preview) I thought that the below pic, lifted from an ABC Covid update website, was funny Funny in respect, that some people think that having no protection against a virus, will protect them	Tony Bev	10	1382	07:27 PM Oct 10, 2021 by dogbox
	$10M. (language) (Preview)	Possum3	7	1108	03:55 PM Oct 10, 2021 by dogbox
	Procedure (Preview)	Craig1	0	687	01:19 PM Oct 10, 2021 by Craig1
	I'd like a Pepsi (Preview)	Craig1	0	636	01:17 PM Oct 10, 2021 by Craig1
	Rolls Royce. (Preview) A guy driving a Daewoo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.The driver of the Daewoo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls,"Hey, buddy, that's a nice car.You got a phone in your Rolls?I've got one in my Daewoo!"The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply,"Yes I have a phon...	Possum3	0	814	10:15 AM Oct 10, 2021 by Possum3
	Two Blondes. (Preview)	Possum3	0	384	10:13 AM Oct 10, 2021 by Possum3
	Fishy mongering (Preview)	Craig1	0	378	10:13 AM Oct 10, 2021 by Craig1
	Badger (language) (Preview)	Possum3	1	693	10:10 AM Oct 10, 2021 by Craig1
	Banana Test (Preview) THE BANANA TEST. Do not scroll down past the animals until you have decided upon your answer..... AND NO CHEATING ! There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals... A Lion A ChimpA Giraffe...AND... A Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banan...	Craig1	2	574	10:00 AM Oct 10, 2021 by Possum3
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