Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Ever since they installed those big fans up on the hill it's become even windier. Who's bright idea was that? I've noticed that when they're off, we get a nice calm spell. Please turn them off - at least on weekends.

Possum3 · Possum3

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive womansitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.She stared at the wi...

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Possum3 · Possum3

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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Husband:My wife is missing.She went out yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Colour of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I th...

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Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Interviewed from those who have no idea !!

Possum3 · Possum3

*This letter was sent to the Broken Hill High School Principals office in Broken Hill, outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankin...

anolphart · anolphart

Possum3 · Possum3

A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it. A bear was in the lake and thought, If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish. A hunter was on the grounds an...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

oldbloke · oldbloke

. Abbott and Costello. Lolhttps://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fgOldbloke

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...

Halfwaythere · Halfwaythere

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	Wind Farms. (Preview) Ever since they installed those big fans up on the hill it's become even windier. Who's bright idea was that? I've noticed that when they're off, we get a nice calm spell. Please turn them off - at least on weekends.	Possum3	3	605	08:59 AM Nov 29, 2021 by anolphart
	Wine. (Preview) A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive womansitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.She stared at the wi...	Possum3	0	720	11:04 AM Nov 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Christmas gift. (Preview)	Possum3	0	585	10:51 AM Nov 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Hearing. (Preview)	Possum3	0	679	10:48 AM Nov 28, 2021 by Possum3
	True mystery (Preview) A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry...	Possum3	2	751	10:10 AM Nov 28, 2021 by peter67
	Warning! (Preview)	Possum3	0	681	08:26 AM Nov 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Four worms. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	1030	01:38 PM Nov 27, 2021 by Blues Man
	Missing wife. (Preview) Husband:My wife is missing.She went out yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Colour of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I th...	Possum3	2	1469	11:01 AM Nov 27, 2021 by oldbloke
	New Car. (Preview)	Possum3	0	572	10:32 AM Nov 27, 2021 by Possum3
	How interviews go these days . (Preview) Interviewed from those who have no idea !!	Aus-Kiwi	2	908	09:05 AM Nov 27, 2021 by Cupie
	Thank you letter. (Preview) *This letter was sent to the Broken Hill High School Principals office in Broken Hill, outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankin...	Possum3	2	1183	08:47 AM Nov 27, 2021 by Blues Man
	That's Not Cricket! (Preview)	anolphart	0	547	08:00 AM Nov 27, 2021 by anolphart
	The Fly. (Preview) A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it. A bear was in the lake and thought, If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish. A hunter was on the grounds an...	Possum3	0	499	10:31 PM Nov 26, 2021 by Possum3
	You could have heard a pin drop ...... (Preview) JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...	aussie_paul	3	1226	07:49 AM Nov 26, 2021 by Possum3
	Abbott and Costello (Preview) . Abbott and Costello. Lolhttps://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fgOldbloke	oldbloke	0	1014	08:54 PM Nov 25, 2021 by oldbloke
	The Drover... (Preview) A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...	aussie_paul	1	1151	05:57 PM Nov 25, 2021 by Blues Man
	New seatbelt design.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	949	01:57 PM Nov 25, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Applying for a council job (Preview) A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...	Bobdown	2	1235	12:32 PM Nov 25, 2021 by Bobdown
	Father????? (Preview) A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...	Possum3	1	1629	11:25 PM Nov 24, 2021 by chappy
	Just Saying..... (Preview)	Halfwaythere	3	864	10:07 PM Nov 24, 2021 by watsea
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