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To my children...
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New sexual consent legislation
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I wonder what the new legislation passed recently that requires couples to both give consent prior to sexual activity should be called? My contribution is: The Nooky Nod
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anolphart
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1040
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Quiz show.
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A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireRegis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?Barbara: Sure,...
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Jaqui's been let off her leash
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Oops...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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Subject: FW: Why teachers continue to drink heavilyThe following questions were in last year's GED examination(These are genuine answers).Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.Q. Ho...
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Funnies
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Bobdown
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ONIONS and CHRISTMAS TREES.
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For your enjoyment...........
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Bobdown
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Our Government, a joke. :)
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Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.AND yes ... it was discovered in Australia, which is now the leading producer.The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assista...
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Living life to the full...
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Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and scre...
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Donate!!!
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Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".************...
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Our Government, a joke. :)
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Oops, doubled up. :( Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 22nd of November 2021 03:28:45 PM
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678
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Johnny again.
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Little Johnny is sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher draws a pickle on the blackboard and asks the class to tell her what it is. Naturally, Little Johnnys hand shoots into the air. Just as naturally, the teacher ignores him because the teacher has had enough of Little Johnnys antics fo...
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It's Just Not Cricket!
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anolphart
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Feint Praise.
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A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet shes ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true. The cowboy replies, Sure is, why dont you come back to my place and let me prove it?The woman is curious, so she spends th...
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Tacoma Fire Dept Sign Language
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anolphart
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You Tube One Nation Cartoons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDDSeFZuxek 3 up now a new on every friday, their bloody good
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Gundog
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Comedy wildlife photography
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I think that we have already seen a few of these but they still make me smile: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-11-19/comedy-wildlife-photography-award-winners-monkey/100633944
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Buzz Lightbulb
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Birth Control
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yobarr
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706
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS -
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(this was actually reported by a teacher)After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and th...
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