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I JUST LOVE A STORY..........
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AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OU...
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PONDERISMS
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Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Go ahead and try it. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?...
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Headache.
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Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat '...
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Quotes.
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QUOTES FROM BRITISH MILITARY ANNUAL PERSONNEL REPORTS1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.2. I would not breed from this Officer.3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving lit...
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Nomad Bee.
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Are you?
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Cold water.
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Whole wheat.
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Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old! Leon replies, Youre kidding! I cant even manage to do it once! Whats your secret? To which Elmer said, Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. Im not kidding! S...
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Texan.
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A Texan went to the city and thought he would buy a new city outfit. He went into fancy department store and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, Yes maam. Ya see, Im from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit. Her eyes lit up as she asked, Where would you like to start? W...
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Spin.
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Big Green Shed.
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A bit tight in the peak.
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007.
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Prayer for a perfect life
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A good oldy from John O’Reilly .
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what wa...
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Ailine upgrade.
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Deodorant.
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Damaged car.
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Health check.
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Climate Summit.
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