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Police at door.
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Just had two police officers at my front door.They asked me, Are you familiar with the letters HB?I said, No, Im not.How about LS? they asked.I replied, No. then they asked, What about JD?I said, Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?They said, No, these are just initial inquiries.
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785
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Rooster.
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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, Sir, whats that on your shoulder?The old farmer said, Thats my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.Im sorry, sir, said the ticket agent. We cant allow animals in the theatre.The old farmer went ar...
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Fancy Dress.
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2
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992
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BBQ.
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6
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Out of the mouths of kids
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1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On...
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Christmas purchase.
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697
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The twelve Days of Christmas
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"Twelve Days of Christmas" On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird. On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in...
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Camping.
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783
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Veterinary Students.
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First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualiti...
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676
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12 days of Christmas.
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617
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Pete
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The only one.
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745
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Skies above London
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aussie_paul
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830
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Irish Craic Humour...
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730
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Counselor.
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673
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Little Johnny.
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0
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703
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72 virgins.
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I ha...
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773
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One for the EV crowd
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Rob Driver
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The Best Senior Joke Collection...
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Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains theyre about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?""Of cour...
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aussie_paul
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I asked my friend's little daughter...
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I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there,so I asked her,"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and h...
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