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Word Play
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I don't want to brag about my finances or anythingbut my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me that my balance is outstanding. Ive just finished installing a high voltage fence around my house.The neighbours are dead against it. Scientists got together to study the effects of alc...
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Gundog
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Dog Sitter
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Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...
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Bobdown
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Eye test
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A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!
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Whenarewethere
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Wet and wild
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Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Where the hell is Hughenden
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Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...
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Ivan 01
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I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...
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aussie_paul
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Friday's early
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Craig1
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Is there a Vaccine for that?
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Ivan 01
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Medicare- Part G
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Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot...
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Paintar
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The Wrestler.
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Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still...
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Magnarc
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Irish Lass
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5 most important men...........funny
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Bobdown
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The language of men
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Mein
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Memo to Men
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Bobdown
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From bad to worse
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When your situation's bad but you think to yourself, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."
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Mein
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Bowser Bother
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Should have been blonde.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdphrMH7/?k=1
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Bobdown
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He cut your grass
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Ivan 01
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Golfin again
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. " I have some good news and some bad news, '' said the surgeon" The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm. " " Oh god no " cries the man " My golfing is over ! ple...
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Craig1
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Good Help when You need It
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 5 cent pieces to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of...
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Craig1
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The Golfin
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A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods.. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun lying flat on his back, a bump on his head and golf ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer gets his water bottle from the cart and pours it over the little guy, reviving him. 'Arrgh! What happene...
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Craig1
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Groaners, to finish the week
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Subject: FW: Fw: Groaners.. Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" 19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a gr...
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Craig1
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