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BBQ.
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Possum3
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6
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1126
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Out of the mouths of kids
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1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On...
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Bobdown
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1
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658
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Christmas purchase.
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Possum3
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2
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696
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The twelve Days of Christmas
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"Twelve Days of Christmas" On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird. On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in...
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erad
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733
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Camping.
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Possum3
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783
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Veterinary Students.
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First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualiti...
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Possum3
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0
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675
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12 days of Christmas.
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Possum3
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0
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617
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Pete
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yobarr
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1
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1053
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The only one.
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Possum3
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0
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745
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Skies above London
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aussie_paul
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828
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Irish Craic Humour...
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aussie_paul
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729
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Counselor.
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Possum3
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0
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673
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Little Johnny.
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Possum3
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0
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703
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72 virgins.
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I ha...
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Possum3
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0
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773
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One for the EV crowd
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Rob Driver
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1
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805
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The Best Senior Joke Collection...
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Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains theyre about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?""Of cour...
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aussie_paul
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1
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I asked my friend's little daughter...
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I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there,so I asked her,"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and h...
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aussie_paul
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7
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1021
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How is it....
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aussie_paul
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0
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709
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The keys.
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The keys."Several days ago as I left the Bunnings in Rocky, to walk out to my ute and was reaching into my pocket from my car keys... got that sick feeling when I didn't find them there. I desperately gave myself a personal pat down, other pockets, shirt pocket, not there. Turned around real fast and trot...
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aussie_paul
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634
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Pencil ???
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Relax-n
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