Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Occ, health and safety.........NOT

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

yobarr · yobarr

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A vagabond, tired and hungry, was trudging along a country road in England when he came upon a roadside inn called "George and the Dragon."He knocked on the door.The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window."Could ye spare some food please?" he asked.The woman looked at his wretched condition...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My wife and I went to the auction at Wagga Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen ...and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mat...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Boofheads having fun....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...

Roy E · Roy E

John Cleese & Rowan Atkinson. (Second try) VIDEO-2021-09-02-16-56-17 -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 10:55:29 AM

Roy E · Roy E

John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson, great stuff. Sorry all. It seems i can't get the file to stay stay attached when I post it. -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:19:08 AM -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:23:55 AM

dorian · dorian

https://web.archive.org/web/20030731030245/http://spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/01.html

Bobdown · Bobdown

3 quick jokes, they take the mickey out of themselves

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

About a week ago I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) and I noticed a person who was wearing a mask with a knife in hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.Suddenly my neighbor came from behind and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly...

Possum3 · Possum3

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...

oldbloke · oldbloke

https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Craig1 · Craig1

if only

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Hi Honey, it's me. (Preview) Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this...	aussie_paul	2	773	07:23 AM Dec 22, 2021 by Blues Man
	Safety first (Preview) Occ, health and safety.........NOT	Bobdown	8	1632	01:53 PM Dec 21, 2021 by yobarr
	A stunning senior moment... (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	846	11:12 AM Dec 21, 2021 by grahos
	Asthma (Preview)	yobarr	0	863	06:56 PM Dec 20, 2021 by yobarr
	"George and the Dragon." (Preview) A vagabond, tired and hungry, was trudging along a country road in England when he came upon a roadside inn called "George and the Dragon."He knocked on the door.The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window."Could ye spare some food please?" he asked.The woman looked at his wretched condition...	aussie_paul	0	502	04:48 PM Dec 20, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Manners... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	638	04:45 PM Dec 20, 2021 by aussie_paul
	All Bull.... (Preview) My wife and I went to the auction at Wagga Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen ...and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mat...	aussie_paul	0	527	04:43 PM Dec 20, 2021 by aussie_paul
	At the seaside (Preview) Boofheads having fun....	Bobdown	0	1109	02:43 PM Dec 19, 2021 by Bobdown
	The Rectum Stretcher... (Preview) A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...	aussie_paul	2	977	02:42 PM Dec 19, 2021 by Bobdown
	Courting (Preview) John Cleese & Rowan Atkinson. (Second try) VIDEO-2021-09-02-16-56-17 -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 10:55:29 AM	Roy E	0	581	10:52 AM Dec 19, 2021 by Roy E
	Courting. (Preview) John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson, great stuff. Sorry all. It seems i can't get the file to stay stay attached when I post it. -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:19:08 AM -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:23:55 AM	Roy E	0	477	09:18 AM Dec 19, 2021 by Roy E
	Gadsby (Preview) https://web.archive.org/web/20030731030245/http://spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/01.html	dorian	2	900	08:31 AM Dec 19, 2021 by dorian
	Irish (Preview) 3 quick jokes, they take the mickey out of themselves	Bobdown	3	948	12:34 PM Dec 18, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	The neighbour (Preview) About a week ago I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) and I noticed a person who was wearing a mask with a knife in hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.Suddenly my neighbor came from behind and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly...	aussie_paul	2	1314	08:23 AM Dec 17, 2021 by Blues Man
	Punography. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1055	10:49 PM Dec 16, 2021 by chappy
	Golf.... (Preview) A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...	aussie_paul	0	783	08:18 PM Dec 16, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Who's first? (Preview) https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg	oldbloke	0	1032	09:18 PM Dec 15, 2021 by oldbloke
	Decoration. (Preview)	Possum3	9	2409	05:37 PM Dec 15, 2021 by Cassie63
	Australian Reindeer. (Preview)	Possum3	3	1118	04:25 PM Dec 15, 2021 by Bobdown
	Bloke thing (Preview) if only	Craig1	4	994	11:56 AM Dec 15, 2021 by yobarr
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