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When our lawn mower broke....
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,making beer.. Always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived ho...
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aussie_paul
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714
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Newly weds.
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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband w...
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Possum3
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635
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Dairy Farmer.
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Possum3
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836
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Christmas Feasting.
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Possum3
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847
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Dyson.
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Possum3
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662
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Wednesday Funnies- one person could get offended ?
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Craig1
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685
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Yoko "sings "
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Craig1
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654
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D.D.K9.
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Possum3
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621
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Chinese.
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Possum3
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611
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Home Brew. :)
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Evan lived in a retirement village and passed the time brewing for his neighbours and friends. It was not uncommon for him to have 8 fermenters on the go in his garage to keep up with demand.His best mate Dave visited him one day. Evan was, as usual, in the garage tending the brews but was regularly che...
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oldbloke
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722
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Hunting with Dad.
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Father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."A few hours later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son."What's wrong?' the father asked, ''I told you to be quiet.'The boy, bless his heart, answe...
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Possum3
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648
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3 Ducks.
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Possum3
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621
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Blonde.
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A bloke sits down at the bar in Texas and says to the barman,"Hey I've got a great blonde joke for you"Upon hearing this a blond womanfrom a nearby table gets up and walks over and says,"Listen 'Pal' ""I teach self defense at the local sports centre""My 2 friends over there are both also blonde""One is an...
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902
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Confucius say .........
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What Confucius Didn't Say,Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.Woman who cooks beans and pea...
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Possum3
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801
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Passing sign
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Bobdown
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jokes with luck
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Craig1
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775
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Untouchable Princess.
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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The ki...
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861
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Killers
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Bodies of three men found in the woods with a Weetbix stuck in their fundamental orifice. Police are looking for a cereal killer.
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Magnarc
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783
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Local Police Targeting.
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Possum3
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840
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Police at door.
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Just had two police officers at my front door.They asked me, Are you familiar with the letters HB?I said, No, Im not.How about LS? they asked.I replied, No. then they asked, What about JD?I said, Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?They said, No, these are just initial inquiries.
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805
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