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Attack dog
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A couple decided they needed a guard dog to protect their home. So, Dave headed to the pet shop and told the clerk, I need a tough dogsomething thatll scare off burglars.The clerk smiled and said, Ive got just the thing for you, and brought out a tiny Chihuahua.Dave frowned. That little thing? I need pr...
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English language..
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The mother in law
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Southern Cruizer
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427
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Larry the Fighter Pilot..
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...
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Duck tape vs WD40
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Don't panic, please don't panic!
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Australian refineries on fire vs ruZZia... don't panic
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Rough neighbourhood
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549
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Female Medical Examination
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480
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Grandma's name ??
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-- Edited by BarneyBDB on Wednesday 15th of April 2026 07:27:46 PM
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Alternative route
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Whenarewethere
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565
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The Bridge.
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She was on the bridge at midnight, Throwing snowballs at the Moon, She said she'd never had it, But she spoke too bloody soon. -- Edited by Magnarc on Saturday 11th of April 2026 01:51:31 PM
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iPoo
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The Chinese detective.
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Bloke thinks his missus is playing up so he hires a Chinese detective to follow her. The guy reports back the next day. 'What happened?' ' Wife go into house, me watch. Me see light come on upstairs, me climb tree me watch'. Me see man strip off, me watch. Me see wife strip off, me watch. He play with she, she...
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Courteous drivers
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Stevie Wonder..
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Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters.In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord! play a jazz chord!"Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influenc...
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A naked man
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A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
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432
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Stop moving
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Husband takes his wife..
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Husband takes his wife to her high school reunionAfter meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon wal...
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Husband takes his wife..
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Husband takes his wife to her high school reunionAfter meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon wal...
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Library
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