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Bus ride
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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she sai...
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What's in the bag
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Recently, I was driving back to the Gold Coast from Port Douglas in Northern Queensland when I saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Aboriginal man if he would like a ride.With a silent nod of thanks, the old man got...
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Magic Tomato
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Be careful what you wish for
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Mt Rushmore ... from the other side.
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anolphart
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Word play ...
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BEAUTY PARLORA place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. ...
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Dear Diary
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Dairy of a Novice in the Kitchen ... Dear Diary ... Monday : It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls. Tuesday : He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I di...
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A long night for Santa
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Rob Driver
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Remember Alfred?
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anolphart
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Dear Santa
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dorian
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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!
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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...
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Any port in a storm
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Politics
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Wind Farms.
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Ever since they installed those big fans up on the hill it's become even windier. Who's bright idea was that? I've noticed that when they're off, we get a nice calm spell. Please turn them off - at least on weekends.
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Wine.
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive womansitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.She stared at the wi...
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Christmas gift.
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Hearing.
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True mystery
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry...
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Warning!
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Four worms.
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Missing wife.
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Husband:My wife is missing.She went out yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Colour of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I th...
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