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Rooster.
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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, Sir, whats that on your shoulder?The old farmer said, Thats my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.Im sorry, sir, said the ticket agent. We cant allow animals in the theatre.The old farmer went ar...
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Fancy Dress.
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2
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1003
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BBQ.
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6
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1139
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Out of the mouths of kids
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1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On...
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673
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Christmas purchase.
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710
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The twelve Days of Christmas
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"Twelve Days of Christmas" On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird. On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in...
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750
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Camping.
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794
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Veterinary Students.
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First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualiti...
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0
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682
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12 days of Christmas.
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637
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Pete
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The only one.
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757
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Skies above London
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848
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Irish Craic Humour...
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748
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Counselor.
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688
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Little Johnny.
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714
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72 virgins.
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman.So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I ha...
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One for the EV crowd
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Rob Driver
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The Best Senior Joke Collection...
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Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains theyre about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?""Of cour...
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aussie_paul
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I asked my friend's little daughter...
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I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there,so I asked her,"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and h...
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How is it....
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