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sign of the times
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Craig1
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0
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771
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Little Boy Lost
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Roy E
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1
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721
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Oxymorons
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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?6. Why does...
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Possum3
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2
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1097
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Pickin' Cotton
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anolphart
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0
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786
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Rescue me.
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Possum3
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0
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676
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Nurse.
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Possum3
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0
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840
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T.P.
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Possum3
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0
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1035
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Moving house
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anolphart
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0
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811
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WD40
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anolphart
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0
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1024
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The Titanic
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anolphart
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0
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809
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Hmmm ? Who can relate to ?
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Vets have found a system to stop dogs from scratching !!
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Aus-Kiwi
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0
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961
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Don't steal my bike
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Love it when crooks come a cropper..............
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Bobdown
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2
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941
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I'm with stupid
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anolphart
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0
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704
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Faint.
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Car faints when it see's the price of fuel.
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Possum3
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0
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918
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Don't upset the wildlife
(Preview)
Nothing hurts like a camel bite............lol
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Bobdown
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4
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1225
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Wedding Anniversary
(Preview)
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his e...
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skins
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0
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891
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Medical diagnosis
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Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking very slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I...
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anolphart
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0
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701
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Excalibur.
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Possum3
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0
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714
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Sweetheart?
(Preview)
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...
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Possum3
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0
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649
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S.W.M.B.O.
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Possum3
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2
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1101
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