Just Joking

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Two guys who worked together in a garment factory were both made redundant, so off they went to Centrelink.Asked about his occupation, the first guy says, Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton underwearThe customer service officer looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a w...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

An Irishman's first drink with his son: "While reading an article last night about fathers and the sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. "Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. "I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. "Then I...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.' 'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?' ______________________________ __ An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says: "Why don't you put a...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in London.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What ma...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HondaA guy says "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like 'Honda'". The doctor says "You say, 'Honda?'" "No" the guy says. "My farts do". So, the doctor says "Okay, open your mouth" and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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Bobdown · Bobdown

English humour...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdj94APQ/

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Why Grandfathers Are Different!Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends Every Saturday morning he would tak...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and peru...

Craig1 · Craig1

SEX with Ghosts . A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of y...

oldbloke · oldbloke

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deep...

Craig1 · Craig1

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

https://youtu.be/lj57-TRXYhI -- Edited by Rob Driver on Sunday 27th of March 2022 11:49:56 AM

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	The difference in unemployment benefits in Australia (Preview) Two guys who worked together in a garment factory were both made redundant, so off they went to Centrelink.Asked about his occupation, the first guy says, Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton underwearThe customer service officer looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled...	skins	2	1515	01:52 PM Apr 13, 2022 by Craig1
	Sayings....wise words (Preview) Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a w...	Bobdown	0	1244	10:32 AM Apr 13, 2022 by Bobdown
	Voodoo (Preview) see attached	skins	0	1446	04:09 PM Apr 12, 2022 by skins
	Smiles (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1799	02:27 PM Apr 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	The Blarney Stone 2 (Preview) An Irishman's first drink with his son: "While reading an article last night about fathers and the sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. "Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. "I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. "Then I...	Bobdown	0	1163	11:26 AM Apr 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	The Blarney Stone 1 (Preview) Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.' 'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?' ______________________________ __ An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says: "Why don't you put a...	Bobdown	0	1058	11:25 AM Apr 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	Thailand wonders (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1196	10:17 AM Apr 9, 2022 by Craig1
	Jokes 2 (Preview)	Bobdown	0	978	06:20 PM Apr 8, 2022 by Bobdown
	Jokes (Preview)	Bobdown	0	968	06:18 PM Apr 8, 2022 by Bobdown
	Friday Funnies....... (Preview) A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in London.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What ma...	aussie_paul	0	988	11:09 AM Apr 8, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Honda (Preview) HondaA guy says "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like 'Honda'". The doctor says "You say, 'Honda?'" "No" the guy says. "My farts do". So, the doctor says "Okay, open your mouth" and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a...	aussie_paul	1	1065	05:40 PM Apr 6, 2022 by Craig1
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	844	04:49 PM Apr 6, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Some funnies,where are u possum? (Preview)	Craig1	0	942	04:28 PM Apr 5, 2022 by Craig1
	Happy ending (Preview) English humour...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdj94APQ/	Bobdown	0	1143	09:31 AM Apr 4, 2022 by Bobdown
	Grandfathers Are The Best (Preview) Why Grandfathers Are Different!Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends Every Saturday morning he would tak...	Bobdown	1	878	11:07 AM Apr 1, 2022 by Craig1
	I was propped up in my deck chair, (Preview) I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and peru...	aussie_paul	3	1471	08:31 AM Apr 1, 2022 by Stewart
	Ghosts (Preview) SEX with Ghosts . A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of y...	Craig1	0	1006	05:44 PM Mar 30, 2022 by Craig1
	Peanut problem (Preview) One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deep...	oldbloke	0	963	05:28 PM Mar 30, 2022 by oldbloke
	How did you Go ?? (Preview)	Craig1	1	1068	03:56 PM Mar 30, 2022 by Collo
	The Current Situation (Preview) https://youtu.be/lj57-TRXYhI -- Edited by Rob Driver on Sunday 27th of March 2022 11:49:56 AM	Rob Driver	0	1286	11:48 AM Mar 27, 2022 by Rob Driver
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