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New Car.
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How interviews go these days .
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Interviewed from those who have no idea !!
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Thank you letter.
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*This letter was sent to the Broken Hill High School Principals office in Broken Hill, outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankin...
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That's Not Cricket!
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The Fly.
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A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it. A bear was in the lake and thought, If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish. A hunter was on the grounds an...
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You could have heard a pin drop ......
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JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
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Abbott and Costello
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. Abbott and Costello. Lolhttps://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fgOldbloke
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oldbloke
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The Drover...
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A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...
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New seatbelt design....
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Applying for a council job
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A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...
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Bobdown
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Father?????
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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...
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Just Saying.....
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Halfwaythere
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To my children...
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New sexual consent legislation
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I wonder what the new legislation passed recently that requires couples to both give consent prior to sexual activity should be called? My contribution is: The Nooky Nod
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anolphart
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Quiz show.
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A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireRegis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?Barbara: Sure,...
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Jaqui's been let off her leash
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Oops...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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Subject: FW: Why teachers continue to drink heavilyThe following questions were in last year's GED examination(These are genuine answers).Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.Q. Ho...
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Funnies
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ONIONS and CHRISTMAS TREES.
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For your enjoyment...........
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