Just Joking

Mein · Mein

Apart from, "Life is short!", what other lines do you use before making big decisions?

oldbloke · oldbloke

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

But I dont think so ? Please dont take this seriously !!

Roy E · Roy E

The talking frog.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Do you know your kids? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd8J5v1e/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try to show some understanding.My name is Wayne , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.Wh...

Mein · Mein

A priest who lived in a clergy house directly behind his church, kept chickens. One Friday, he noticed that the rooster was missing. At the end of Sunday's mass, he asked, "Has anyone seen a ****?" Every person in the church put up their hand. The priest continued, "No. No. No. I meant, has anyone see...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Absolute the best version of Rindercella I have heard............ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd822oMU/

Craig1 · Craig1

try to see

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end o...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Fresh air....no one likes him. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSddnrhKj/

Mein · Mein

The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons 1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable. 2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small??? 3. Where did I leave my glasses? 4. Have I taken my pills already? 5. Now, what did I come in here for? 6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say. 7. Hm...

Bobdown · Bobdown

That's what I heard too....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdRL1R7d/

Mein · Mein

A priest, a rabbit and an Imam walk into a blood bank. The rabbit then said, "I think I'm a type o." -- Edited by Mein on Thursday 17th of March 2022 07:22:37 PM

Mein · Mein

When you're driving the back roads and you suddenly come across a bridge that isn't shown on your map / GPS . . . . .

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

A tale from another site on the WWW. A driver came into the Pub and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just order...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

A man wakes into a chemist and asked for a packet of condoms The girl behind counter tells him that would be $5 ,and 50cents for Tax He replies to hell with the tax, i will tie them on with string

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

You still work your way around doing things !! -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Monday 14th of March 2022 10:36:11 AM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	What do you say? (Preview) Apart from, "Life is short!", what other lines do you use before making big decisions?	Mein	11	1903	11:56 AM Mar 26, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Mozzie trap (Preview)	oldbloke	1	1037	04:24 PM Mar 25, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Due to fuel prices ? (Preview) But I dont think so ? Please dont take this seriously !!	Aus-Kiwi	3	1068	10:29 AM Mar 25, 2022 by Aus-Kiwi
	The talking frog. (Preview) The talking frog.	Roy E	1	861	06:49 PM Mar 24, 2022 by peter67
	How good are you (Preview) Do you know your kids? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd8J5v1e/	Bobdown	0	1288	04:41 PM Mar 22, 2022 by Bobdown
	It is important for men......... (Preview) It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try to show some understanding.My name is Wayne , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.Wh...	aussie_paul	3	1500	10:21 PM Mar 21, 2022 by Roy E
	The Priest's Rooster (Preview) A priest who lived in a clergy house directly behind his church, kept chickens. One Friday, he noticed that the rooster was missing. At the end of Sunday's mass, he asked, "Has anyone seen a ****?" Every person in the church put up their hand. The priest continued, "No. No. No. I meant, has anyone see...	Mein	1	723	09:48 PM Mar 21, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Spoonerism (Preview) Absolute the best version of Rindercella I have heard............ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd822oMU/	Bobdown	1	1097	01:31 AM Mar 21, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	Sunday Funnies a couple of knew ones with luck (Preview) try to see	Craig1	0	835	09:19 PM Mar 20, 2022 by Craig1
	A Late Night Lecture... (Preview) 89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that...	aussie_paul	1	913	07:17 PM Mar 20, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	The Ballerina (Preview) A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end o...	Rob Driver	0	980	07:49 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Reason Putin is pissed off (Preview) Fresh air....no one likes him. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSddnrhKj/	Bobdown	1	1073	05:08 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Blues Man
	The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons (Preview) The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons 1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable. 2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small??? 3. Where did I leave my glasses? 4. Have I taken my pills already? 5. Now, what did I come in here for? 6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say. 7. Hm...	Mein	2	1053	04:21 PM Mar 18, 2022 by grahos
	Misheard lyrics (Preview) That's what I heard too....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdRL1R7d/	Bobdown	0	814	03:54 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Bobdown
	Typing Mistake (Preview) A priest, a rabbit and an Imam walk into a blood bank. The rabbit then said, "I think I'm a type o." -- Edited by Mein on Thursday 17th of March 2022 07:22:37 PM	Mein	1	1010	03:48 AM Mar 17, 2022 by dorian
	An unexpected bridge (Preview) When you're driving the back roads and you suddenly come across a bridge that isn't shown on your map / GPS . . . . .	Mein	0	873	01:18 AM Mar 17, 2022 by Mein
	Brekky (Preview) A tale from another site on the WWW. A driver came into the Pub and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just order...	Rob Driver	0	936	10:18 AM Mar 16, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Dirty Charlie Brown (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1026	07:09 PM Mar 14, 2022 by peter67
	An old joke (Preview) A man wakes into a chemist and asked for a packet of condoms The girl behind counter tells him that would be $5 ,and 50cents for Tax He replies to hell with the tax, i will tie them on with string	Cowboy7307	0	787	11:27 AM Mar 14, 2022 by Cowboy7307
	Been busy in garden (Preview) You still work your way around doing things !! -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Monday 14th of March 2022 10:36:11 AM	Aus-Kiwi	0	819	09:53 AM Mar 14, 2022 by Aus-Kiwi
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