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Friendly gesture.
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There's an Air Force pilot driving from Melbourne to Geelong, and a Navy pilot driving from Gelong to Melbourne. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Air Force pilot manages to climb out of his car and s...
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We're ready.
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Batman - clips from old TV series
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-- Edited by dorian on Friday 15th of October 2021 02:20:26 PM
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Buggar!
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Roommate
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watc...
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2 Prawns.
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Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...
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Cucumbers.
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24 Hours.
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A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...
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Duct tape.
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Tom Tom.
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Shorties
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A fish swims into a wall...... damn. Well, well, well.... Three holes in the ground. What's the last thing to go through a blowfly's mind when it flys head first into a speeding car? His bum.
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Buzz Lightbulb
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Tools.
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Bed Bug
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Exercise?
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Kidnapping
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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
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Pain.
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.He asked if they were willing to try it out.They were both very much in favor of it.The doc...
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Hee Bee Gee Bees
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My favourite parody group - The Hee Bee Gee Bees Hee Bee Gee Bees - Meaningless Songs In Very High Voices Status Quid - Boring Song [video=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...
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Doctor's visit
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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a fifty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your fifty-five y...
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More nerd humour
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No placards inside, just more nerd humour ... -- Edited by dorian on Friday 15th of October 2021 07:16:44 AM
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Warned.
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