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In the Confessional...
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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...
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aussie_paul
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580
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Bit of light humour...
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A woman goes into Kmart and tells the shop assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The shop assistant tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY BR...
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aussie_paul
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2
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1271
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Women or Wine?
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anolphart
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694
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Yeah sure, it's the dress!
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anolphart
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561
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Tax
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anolphart
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0
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638
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Log Cabin
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anolphart
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891
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The Bruce, and some others
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Rob Driver
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0
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638
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Is there an election looming
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Rob Driver
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0
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774
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Greta being super smart -again
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Craig1
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14
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1774
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Computer problems.
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Possum3
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0
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709
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A Texan farmer....
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking.The Aussie immediately shows him his big wheat field."Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large," the Texan says.They then walk around the ranch a little and the Australian shows off h...
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aussie_paul
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0
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857
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Probably me shortly.
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An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale ****tail lounge. He is in his early-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image. Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her m...
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0
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497
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Better.
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Possum3
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669
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One for the bloke on the bike…
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Rob Driver
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505
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How slick?
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A joke... A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, "See how slick I am? The owner didn't see anything."The Jew says to the Arab, "That's dishonest of you. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."He goes to the owner of...
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1174
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I know ??
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Aus-Kiwi
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1085
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The refuse collector...
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A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie binsand emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the binhasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having aquick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the frontdoor and knocks.Th...
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aussie_paul
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0
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896
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Rat & Frog.
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A man walks into a bar and sits waiting for the bartender to walk over.The bartender says,"What'll you have?"Asks the bartender.The man says,"Look mate I don't have much cash...""How about this - If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"The bartender considers it, and then say...
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Possum3
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3
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1209
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Boys will be boys !
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Three good beer Ads, a bit grainy I think the men have had a good laugh.
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Bobdown
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2
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1327
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Yellow light.
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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy street.Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at ...the crosswalk.The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.As she was...
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Possum3
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684
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