Just Joking

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It's cold in here

Nevd · Nevd

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

As the coffin of a Parking Officer was being lowered into the grave, a voice from inside the coffin screams,I'm not dead! I'm not dead! Let me out. Let me out.The Vicar smiles, leans forward and, sucking air through his teeth, mutters,Too late, mate. I've already done the paperwork.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Recently, I was driving back to the Gold Coast from Port Douglas in Northern Queensland when I saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Aboriginal man if he would like a ride.With a silent nod of thanks, the old man got...

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67HR · 67HR

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rmoor · rmoor

Vale Phillip Hughes. Gee ten years passes quickly !!!! They sure could use him at no 3 or opening now !!!!!!

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HAMMER:Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.ELECTRIC DRILL:Normally used for spinning rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works well for drilling mounting holes...

rgren2 · rgren2

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark". Long Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 deck...

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Turn up the heat (Preview) It's cold in here	Southern Cruizer	0	527	07:06 PM Dec 9, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Christmas eve (Preview)	Nevd	1	487	03:56 PM Dec 9, 2024 by DMaxer
	xmas (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	8	833	11:29 AM Dec 8, 2024 by BasilB
	Dating & marriage (Preview)	rgren2	1	775	10:03 AM Dec 5, 2024 by Bicyclecamper
	Christmas tree. (Preview)	rgren2	0	636	09:07 AM Dec 3, 2024 by rgren2
	TOO LATE!!!! (Preview) As the coffin of a Parking Officer was being lowered into the grave, a voice from inside the coffin screams,I'm not dead! I'm not dead! Let me out. Let me out.The Vicar smiles, leans forward and, sucking air through his teeth, mutters,Too late, mate. I've already done the paperwork.	aussie_paul	2	824	08:48 AM Dec 3, 2024 by Magnarc
	The alphabet wife.. (Preview) After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...	aussie_paul	0	609	09:36 PM Dec 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	What's in the bag? (Preview) Recently, I was driving back to the Gold Coast from Port Douglas in Northern Queensland when I saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Aboriginal man if he would like a ride.With a silent nod of thanks, the old man got...	aussie_paul	0	755	03:39 PM Nov 30, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Photos of rock legends +60 years ago. (Preview)	rgren2	2	733	07:02 AM Nov 29, 2024 by Magnarc
	Caravan cutlery drawer (Preview)	67HR	0	526	09:28 PM Nov 28, 2024 by 67HR
	Retirement (Preview)	rgren2	0	601	08:31 PM Nov 27, 2024 by rgren2
	Vale Phil Hughes (Preview) Vale Phillip Hughes. Gee ten years passes quickly !!!! They sure could use him at no 3 or opening now !!!!!!	rmoor	4	635	07:14 PM Nov 27, 2024 by DMaxer
	Savour (Preview)	rgren2	2	709	01:47 PM Nov 27, 2024 by Tony Bev
	The Drover.. (Preview) A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...	aussie_paul	0	610	09:01 PM Nov 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Old Models (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	619	09:30 PM Nov 24, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Far Side (Preview)	rgren2	2	779	06:59 PM Nov 23, 2024 by Plain Truth
	The complete toolkit.. (Preview) HAMMER:Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.ELECTRIC DRILL:Normally used for spinning rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works well for drilling mounting holes...	aussie_paul	2	977	11:44 AM Nov 22, 2024 by Magnarc
	Noah (Preview) One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark". Long Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 deck...	rgren2	7	921	08:48 AM Nov 21, 2024 by Magnarc
	Flirting with death. (Preview)	rgren2	0	820	02:16 PM Nov 15, 2024 by rgren2
	Cow Farts (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	2	938	02:52 PM Nov 12, 2024 by Cupie
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