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Lentils and chickpeas.....,
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Q. What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea ? A. I've never had a lentil pea on my chest !
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Sandyfreckle
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0
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495
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Hardware.
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Possum3
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474
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Pentridge Artistry.
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Possum3
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417
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Road repairs.
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Possum3
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5
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1012
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Sign.
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Possum3
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1
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682
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Mailbox project.
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Possum3
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0
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708
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Snake.
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Possum3
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0
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574
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Romeo
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A bit of a Candid Camera......
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Bobdown
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1
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723
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SEENAGER
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I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.I don't have to go to school or work.I get an allowance (pensions).I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew.I have a drivers license and my own car.I have ID that gets me into bars.The people I hang around w...
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aussie_paul
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0
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808
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Forgetful Earl.
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Possum3
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513
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The Pastor's pay.
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Possum3
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584
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Aging.
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Possum3
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731
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Dad cooks dinner ......
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Possum3
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744
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Marriage test
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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits...
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anolphart
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2
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833
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Why Teachers Drink...
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The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds):Q. Name the four seasonsA. Salt,pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q. How is dew formed.A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company i...
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aussie_paul
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1
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740
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Nun joke,another one
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Craig1
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1
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928
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Media Ban
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anolphart
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1
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595
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Edumocated.
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Possum3
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8
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1942
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apples and cookies
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Craig1
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775
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John Travolta covid scare
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Plain Truth
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968
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