Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck andhis scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating an...

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

A man was in court charged with eating a wombat. The defendants lawyer suggested that his client plead guilty, that he didn't know it was illegal to eat wombats and that he wouldn't do it again. The client did so and got off on good behaviour and a small fine. As they were leaving court, happy with the res...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing. I said why....? He said because I am trying to examine you. -- Edited by Des and Jane on Sunday 9th of January 2022 09:31:26 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

dorian · dorian

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!" A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"

Possum3 · Possum3

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Geoff the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse.Geoff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."The second man married a teleph...

Possum3 · Possum3

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

"Please Do Not Disturb me,disturbed."=======================================A

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward...

Possum3 · Possum3

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I wil...

Craig1 · Craig1

The 10 Commandments of MarriageCommandment 1 Marriages are made in heavenbut then again, so is thunder and lightning Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand-- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Co...

Giggleswick · Giggleswick

Only found out yesterday that Geoffrey Rowe aka Jethro, who was often mentioned on this site, passed away on the 14th December. Very funny man.

Craig1 · Craig1

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	Phil's Scrotum (Preview) The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck andhis scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating an...	aussie_paul	1	1049	02:49 PM Jan 10, 2022 by Craig1
	Native animals (Preview) A man was in court charged with eating a wombat. The defendants lawyer suggested that his client plead guilty, that he didn't know it was illegal to eat wombats and that he wouldn't do it again. The client did so and got off on good behaviour and a small fine. As they were leaving court, happy with the res...	Buzz Lightbulb	1	828	02:34 PM Jan 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	Doctors visit (Preview) Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing. I said why....? He said because I am trying to examine you. -- Edited by Des and Jane on Sunday 9th of January 2022 09:31:26 PM	Des and Jane	1	1087	09:18 AM Jan 10, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Dog rehome... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	1101	04:59 PM Jan 9, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	Nerd jokes (Preview) Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!" A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"	dorian	10	1784	11:47 AM Jan 9, 2022 by Craig1
	Lamp of love. (Preview)	Possum3	0	844	09:43 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Favourite TV show (Preview)	Possum3	1	850	05:26 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Craig1
	Military Mom. (Preview)	Possum3	0	735	02:57 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	NOVAX. (Preview)	Possum3	0	632	02:49 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Chuckles (Preview)	Bobdown	0	936	12:16 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Bobdown
	The right occupation. (Preview) Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Geoff the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse.Geoff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."The second man married a teleph...	Possum3	0	578	10:35 AM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Never wax your Hoo Ha. (Preview) hilarious________________________________________________________________________________________All	Possum3	0	836	10:28 AM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Why prejudice and bigotry are foolish..... (Preview) A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here,...	aussie_paul	1	752	09:06 AM Jan 8, 2022 by Blues Man
	More Covid news (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1016	09:13 PM Jan 7, 2022 by Clarky 1
	Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt : (Preview) "Please Do Not Disturb me,disturbed."=======================================A	aussie_paul	0	780	02:01 PM Jan 7, 2022 by aussie_paul
	* Beware ** (Preview) I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward...	aussie_paul	0	877	01:43 PM Jan 7, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Paddy. (Preview) A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I wil...	Possum3	1	793	11:33 AM Jan 7, 2022 by Blues Man
	11 Commandments for Marrriage (Preview) The 10 Commandments of MarriageCommandment 1 Marriages are made in heavenbut then again, so is thunder and lightning Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand-- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Co...	Craig1	4	993	08:19 PM Jan 6, 2022 by Craig1
	Vale Jethro (Preview) Only found out yesterday that Geoffrey Rowe aka Jethro, who was often mentioned on this site, passed away on the 14th December. Very funny man.	Giggleswick	2	937	05:47 PM Jan 6, 2022 by Possum3
	More mornin after (Preview)	Craig1	0	627	05:13 PM Jan 6, 2022 by Craig1
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