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I asked my friend's little daughter...
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I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing there,so I asked her,"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"She replied, "I'd give food and h...
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aussie_paul
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7
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1106
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How is it....
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aussie_paul
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0
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777
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The keys.
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The keys."Several days ago as I left the Bunnings in Rocky, to walk out to my ute and was reaching into my pocket from my car keys... got that sick feeling when I didn't find them there. I desperately gave myself a personal pat down, other pockets, shirt pocket, not there. Turned around real fast and trot...
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696
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Pencil ???
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Relax-n
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1
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779
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Naked truth.
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Possum3
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1
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859
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Hi Honey, it's me.
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this...
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2
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844
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Safety first
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Occ, health and safety.........NOT
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Bobdown
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8
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1700
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A stunning senior moment...
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2
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910
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Asthma
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yobarr
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0
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925
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"George and the Dragon."
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A vagabond, tired and hungry, was trudging along a country road in England when he came upon a roadside inn called "George and the Dragon."He knocked on the door.The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window."Could ye spare some food please?" he asked.The woman looked at his wretched condition...
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0
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557
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Manners...
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704
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All Bull....
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My wife and I went to the auction at Wagga Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen ...and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mat...
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0
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587
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At the seaside
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Bobdown
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1175
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The Rectum Stretcher...
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A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...
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Courting
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John Cleese & Rowan Atkinson. (Second try) VIDEO-2021-09-02-16-56-17 -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 10:55:29 AM
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Roy E
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Courting.
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John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson, great stuff. Sorry all. It seems i can't get the file to stay stay attached when I post it. -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:19:08 AM -- Edited by Roy E on Sunday 19th of December 2021 09:23:55 AM
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Roy E
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550
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Gadsby
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https://web.archive.org/web/20030731030245/http://spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/01.html
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dorian
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2
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969
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Irish
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3 quick jokes, they take the mickey out of themselves
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Bobdown
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3
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1009
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The neighbour
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About a week ago I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) and I noticed a person who was wearing a mask with a knife in hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.Suddenly my neighbor came from behind and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly...
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1393
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Punography.
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Possum3
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1
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1118
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