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One eyed piccolo
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A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor."Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your g...
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Bobdown
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866
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Oh no, do I have to?
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anolphart
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0
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637
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Local Nursery.
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Possum3
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710
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What you need to know in Tennessee.
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1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.5...
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Possum3
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0
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590
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A Few Truisms
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anolphart
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812
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Boob Pit
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anolphart
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0
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509
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Sexual Energy
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anolphart
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0
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566
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ANOTHER FUNNY CAPTION PIC
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Des and Jane
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5
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1104
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Randwick NSW.
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Possum3
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778
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Russian woman.
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A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London.The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy ch...
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Possum3
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606
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Nerd joke
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One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. - Robert Firth
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dorian
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765
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Earle.
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Possum3
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0
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791
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Doggy-style.
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Possum3
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586
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The elephant.
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Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks: So, hows your home life?Couldnt be better! I bought an elephant! the other says.The other guy looks at him astonished. An elephant? Have you gone mad?The guy replies, smiling, Oh, man, let me tell you, its the best p...
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Possum3
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1
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545
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Online romance.
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Possum3
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653
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SYNAGOGUE HUMOUR
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At the Saturday morning service the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims:...
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Bobdown
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960
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Ungrateful Grandson?
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yobarr
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0
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705
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ANOTHER PHOTO CAPTION PIC
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Des and Jane
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5
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813
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masking up
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Craig1
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1
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732
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Issues…
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yobarr
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642
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