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Pickle slicer
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A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, "I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too."
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anolphart
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1
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1016
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For conspiracy theorists.
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Possum3
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2
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903
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Defragging
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I know we have all been using our computers for at least a few years, but have you considered that the hard drive might need some maintenance? Well I have been having some issues with speed so decided it was time to defrag my hard drive,well this worked so well I used it on almost everything I could find, li...
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peatop
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1
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712
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How to light a BBQ quickly - true story
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Know any engineers? Our subject today is lighting charcoal grills. One of our favorite charcoal grill lighters is a guy named George Goble (really!!), a computer person in the Purdue University engineering department. Each year, Goble and a bunch of other engineers hold a picnic in West Lafayett...
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Mike Harding
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6
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1425
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The New Coat
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anolphart
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2
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499
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Intelligent Life
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anolphart
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0
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475
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Cruising.
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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat, watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old man overboard.They searched for days and couldnt find him, so the captain sent the old woman back to shore with the promise that he would notify h...
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Possum3
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0
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578
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Greta.
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Possum3
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3
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974
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Certain age.
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Possum3
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0
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472
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Teeth.
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Possum3
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0
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683
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Placid wife.
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Possum3
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0
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784
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Remember Jolliffe?
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Possum3
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2
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700
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Poisonous
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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit my lip."
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anolphart
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0
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671
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Ex-wife.
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Possum3
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0
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651
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Carbon neutral BMW.
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Possum3
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0
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691
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Mask.
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Possum3
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1
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921
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Woman of the Year
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anolphart
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0
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511
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I never said that!
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anolphart
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0
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456
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Viagra for Women
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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446
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Coles Red Wine Blunders - hicc!
(Preview)
From today's online shopping at Coles. -- Edited by dorian on Saturday 2nd of October 2021 05:01:08 PM -- Edited by dorian on Saturday 2nd of October 2021 05:06:37 PM
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