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A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...

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Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.

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A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...

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God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...

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take it steady

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I saw him standing by his ute ....this morning in the park . :He looks pretty much as he always has, perhaps the years have left their markIt all became too much for me, it's true he looks the sameBut I'm buggered if I know why, I can't recall his name :So I kind of saunter over there and join him by the UtePoin...

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A rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with an Irish farmer who may have some theories on the matter....The female reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any rea...

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A couple lived near the ocean and walked the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day.She wasnt unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing, she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.Generally...

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	AFP - Inspection. (Preview) A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...	Possum3	4	901	10:04 AM Sep 19, 2021 by peter67
	Moses. (Preview)	Possum3	0	887	09:05 AM Sep 19, 2021 by Possum3
	Blind trust (Preview) Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.	Whenarewethere	5	1454	08:55 AM Sep 19, 2021 by DMaxer
	Drunk. (Preview) A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...	Possum3	0	811	10:49 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Science. (Preview) God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...	Possum3	0	1039	10:39 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Happiness. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1052	10:36 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Bad Day? (Preview)	Possum3	0	636	10:28 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Loyal customer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	643	02:23 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Lockdown problem (Preview) take it steady	Craig1	3	1738	02:21 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Craig1
	Tea. (Preview)	Possum3	0	729	02:00 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	More IKEA. (Preview)	Possum3	0	907	11:06 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	I never said that. (Preview)	Possum3	0	628	10:53 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Memories; Stolen; Country Pubs & Camping (Preview) I saw him standing by his ute ....this morning in the park . :He looks pretty much as he always has, perhaps the years have left their markIt all became too much for me, it's true he looks the sameBut I'm buggered if I know why, I can't recall his name :So I kind of saunter over there and join him by the UtePoin...	Possum3	1	1034	08:08 AM Sep 18, 2021 by dogbox
	Bingo. (Preview)	Possum3	0	717	07:50 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	In case of fire. (Language) (Preview)	Possum3	1	896	02:04 PM Sep 17, 2021 by Craig1
	Rural TV. (language). (Preview) A rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with an Irish farmer who may have some theories on the matter....The female reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any rea...	Possum3	0	700	01:20 PM Sep 17, 2021 by Possum3
	An oldie. (Preview) A couple lived near the ocean and walked the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day.She wasnt unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing, she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.Generally...	Possum3	0	599	01:15 PM Sep 17, 2021 by Possum3
	The Green Solution. (Preview)	Possum3	0	649	01:13 PM Sep 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Toilet roll. (Preview)	Possum3	0	647	10:53 AM Sep 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Barbie. (Preview)	Possum3	0	973	09:35 AM Sep 17, 2021 by Possum3
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