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FUNNY CAPTION PICTURES...
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Over the Next few days I will be posting a pic, and your job is to give us a funny caption Lets start with this.....
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Poem (A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT) Stolen from Robert Dungey CPC -
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Rick and Sue pulled up, in the parking bay at handThey could hear something was rattling on their well worn caravanWhen they got out and perused it, their worst fears were the truthBits were flying off old 'Mabels' weathered, tattered roof.'She's absolutely buggered mum'.... was Rick's sad news t...
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Quickie.
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Risque!
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Orgasm.
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Traffic Cop.
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Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"Morty yelled, "He says you wer...
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They must be joking.
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Drunk staggers into a confessional box
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down and starts grunting, but says nothing. Suddenly there is a very bad smell coming from the confessional box.The Priest coughs a few times to get the drunks attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pound...
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You are a NUN!
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A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago . She looked over in the corner and saw one of the weighing machines that would also do a prediction. She thought to herself, " I'll give it a try and see what it tells me.She went over to the machine , stepped up on the scale and put her nickel...
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Favourite child?
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Outdoors.
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Our P. M.
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slight re jig Subject: Our P.M. Scott Morrison was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Morrison if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class...
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Walking.
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masking more
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Gilligan.
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Nature in tune.
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Law abiding
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Qld Border.
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What Money?
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Gu...
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Rob Driver
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Elderly Lady.
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My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Wel...
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