Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a us a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.I called him an "arsehole."He glared at me and started writing a...

Craig1 · Craig1

smart

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Craig1 · Craig1

Possum3 · Possum3

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager,"Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...

Craig1 · Craig1

stuff

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Craig1 · Craig1

good ending

Roy E · Roy E

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?6. Why does...

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Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Vets have found a system to stop dogs from scratching !!

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	Panthers. (Preview) My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a us a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.I called him an "arsehole."He glared at me and started writing a...	Possum3	0	1165	10:44 PM Oct 25, 2021 by Possum3
	quick learner (Preview) smart	Craig1	2	1497	05:52 PM Oct 25, 2021 by Craig1
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	Snoring. (Preview) By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager,"Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...	Possum3	0	930	05:44 PM Oct 24, 2021 by Possum3
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	Oxymorons (Preview) 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?6. Why does...	Possum3	2	1183	08:28 PM Oct 22, 2021 by Craig1
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	Hmmm ? Who can relate to ? (Preview) Vets have found a system to stop dogs from scratching !!	Aus-Kiwi	0	1054	09:54 AM Oct 22, 2021 by Aus-Kiwi
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