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Don't steal my bike
(Preview)
Love it when crooks come a cropper..............
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Bobdown
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2
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1025
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I'm with stupid
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anolphart
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0
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789
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Faint.
(Preview)
Car faints when it see's the price of fuel.
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Possum3
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0
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1006
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Don't upset the wildlife
(Preview)
Nothing hurts like a camel bite............lol
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Bobdown
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4
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1351
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Wedding Anniversary
(Preview)
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his e...
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skins
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0
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975
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Medical diagnosis
(Preview)
Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking very slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I...
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anolphart
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0
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784
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Excalibur.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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786
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Sweetheart?
(Preview)
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...
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Possum3
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0
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715
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S.W.M.B.O.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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1163
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Su Wong..
(Preview)
Deleted. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 20th of October 2021 11:28:19 AM
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aussie_paul
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3
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907
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Remember doing this.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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885
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Ethics..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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1
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1066
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Hunting Dog.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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969
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Another Covid-19 joke
(Preview)
I thought that it was funny, when I heard that people had paid $150, for a fake certificate, which allowed them to be:- Exempt from having a Covid test, being vaccinated, or needing to wear a mask The snip below can say it better than me Link to website is below https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-10-1...
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Tony Bev
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12
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2001
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I Used To Be A Normal.
(Preview)
As a human being, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for slavery. I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a...
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aussie_paul
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2
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903
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Government... black is white.
(Preview)
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Whenarewethere
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0
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902
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Su Wong..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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829
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A rabbi, a priest and a minister
(Preview)
Three religious leaders (a rabbi, a priest, and a minister) were all discussing how they divide up tithing income between themselves and God. The minister said, "I draw a line in the sand, throw the money up in the air, and what lands on the left side of the line goes to the good Lord and what lands on the ri...
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anolphart
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2
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763
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A young woman...
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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649
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S.
(Preview)
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When you're done, you will have a place to live...
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aussie_paul
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0
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