Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...

Halfwaythere · Halfwaythere

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

I wonder what the new legislation passed recently that requires couples to both give consent prior to sexual activity should be called? My contribution is: The Nooky Nod

Possum3 · Possum3

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireRegis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?Barbara: Sure,...

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Subject: FW: Why teachers continue to drink heavilyThe following questions were in last year's GED examination(These are genuine answers).Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.Q. Ho...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

For your enjoyment...........

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.AND yes ... it was discovered in Australia, which is now the leading producer.The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assista...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and scre...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".************...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Oops, doubled up. :( Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 22nd of November 2021 03:28:45 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

Little Johnny is sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher draws a pickle on the blackboard and asks the class to tell her what it is. Naturally, Little Johnnys hand shoots into the air. Just as naturally, the teacher ignores him because the teacher has had enough of Little Johnnys antics fo...

anolphart · anolphart

Possum3 · Possum3

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet shes ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true. The cowboy replies, Sure is, why dont you come back to my place and let me prove it?The woman is curious, so she spends th...

anolphart · anolphart

Gundog · Gundog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDDSeFZuxek 3 up now a new on every friday, their bloody good

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Applying for a council job (Preview) A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...	Bobdown	2	1467	12:32 PM Nov 25, 2021 by Bobdown
	Father????? (Preview) A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...	Possum3	1	1858	11:25 PM Nov 24, 2021 by chappy
	Just Saying..... (Preview)	Halfwaythere	3	1053	10:07 PM Nov 24, 2021 by watsea
	To my children... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1647	04:14 PM Nov 24, 2021 by aussie_paul
	New sexual consent legislation (Preview) I wonder what the new legislation passed recently that requires couples to both give consent prior to sexual activity should be called? My contribution is: The Nooky Nod	anolphart	0	1248	11:17 AM Nov 24, 2021 by anolphart
	Quiz show. (Preview) A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireRegis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?Barbara: Sure,...	Possum3	1	1737	09:00 AM Nov 24, 2021 by Blues Man
	Jaqui's been let off her leash (Preview)	anolphart	0	1088	09:21 PM Nov 23, 2021 by anolphart
	Oops... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1170	01:04 PM Nov 23, 2021 by aussie_paul
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) Subject: FW: Why teachers continue to drink heavilyThe following questions were in last year's GED examination(These are genuine answers).Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.Q. Ho...	aussie_paul	0	1265	12:36 PM Nov 23, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1137	11:16 AM Nov 23, 2021 by Bobdown
	ONIONS and CHRISTMAS TREES. (Preview) For your enjoyment...........	Bobdown	0	1282	11:14 AM Nov 23, 2021 by Bobdown
	Our Government, a joke. :) (Preview) Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.AND yes ... it was discovered in Australia, which is now the leading producer.The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assista...	aussie_paul	2	1281	08:13 PM Nov 22, 2021 by Craig1
	Living life to the full... (Preview) Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and scre...	aussie_paul	3	1813	04:12 PM Nov 22, 2021 by Southern Cruizer
	Donate!!! (Preview) Wife; "I have a huge bag of clothing that I would like to donate to Salvo's".Husband: "Why not just throw it into the trash? It's much easier."Wife; "But there are poor starving people that could use these clothes".Husband: "Honey, anyone that fits into your clothing is not starving".************...	aussie_paul	0	781	03:14 PM Nov 22, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Our Government, a joke. :) (Preview) Oops, doubled up. :( Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 22nd of November 2021 03:28:45 PM	aussie_paul	0	792	03:10 PM Nov 22, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Johnny again. (Preview) Little Johnny is sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher draws a pickle on the blackboard and asks the class to tell her what it is. Naturally, Little Johnnys hand shoots into the air. Just as naturally, the teacher ignores him because the teacher has had enough of Little Johnnys antics fo...	Possum3	0	896	08:16 PM Nov 21, 2021 by Possum3
	It's Just Not Cricket! (Preview)	anolphart	1	1099	03:37 PM Nov 21, 2021 by Craig1
	Feint Praise. (Preview) A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet shes ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true. The cowboy replies, Sure is, why dont you come back to my place and let me prove it?The woman is curious, so she spends th...	Possum3	1	763	12:34 PM Nov 21, 2021 by Blues Man
	Tacoma Fire Dept Sign Language (Preview)	anolphart	1	889	11:08 PM Nov 19, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	You Tube One Nation Cartoons (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDDSeFZuxek 3 up now a new on every friday, their bloody good	Gundog	1	714	08:36 PM Nov 19, 2021 by Craig1
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