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The masked singer.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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489
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Paddy.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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601
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Family gathering
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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600
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|
|
|
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Speak softly
(Preview)
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anolphart
|
0
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489
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|
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Hooker
(Preview)
A bloke hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the bloke starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think your're going to please with THAT little thing?" The bloke says, "Me!"
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anolphart
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0
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799
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Research
(Preview)
Research shows that 80% of men dont know how to use condoms. These men are called dads.
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anolphart
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0
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509
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The Flasher
(Preview)
Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.
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anolphart
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0
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613
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Pollen.
(Preview)
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Possum3
|
0
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545
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|
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Kid'sdrawing.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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570
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Pants.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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409
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Damn clucking right.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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542
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Superman
(Preview)
After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in t...
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anolphart
|
1
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699
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|
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Mujibar.
(Preview)
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.The Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar thought for a few minute...
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Possum3
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3
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847
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Brown paper bag with wine
(Preview)
Greiner, O'Farrell, Berejiklian, that's the Liberal brown paper back with bottle of wine!
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Whenarewethere
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2
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703
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Kamikaze.
(Preview)
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Possum3
|
0
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608
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|
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Doggie style
(Preview)
Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg for it, and she rolls over and plays de...
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anolphart
|
0
|
575
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|
|
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Chinese sex
(Preview)
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!
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anolphart
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0
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650
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|
|
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Happy Marriage.
(Preview)
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...
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Possum3
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0
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589
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Mickey files for divorce
(Preview)
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that you say Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I sai...
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anolphart
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0
|
829
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|
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I joined a club.
(Preview)
Yesterday my son e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Other than making knives and sitting around the computer drinking rum isn't a good thing". (Talking about me "doing-something-useful" seems to be his favorite topic of conversation.)He is "only thinking of...
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oldbloke
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0
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651
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