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Strategic planning
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anolphart
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Bald.
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555
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Sexual misconduct in parliament
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The Prime Minister was sick and tired of the sexual misconduct of his ministers so he contracted sex therapist Bettina Arndt to address the situation. She gathered all of the members in the Great Hall and to begin with, she wanted to do a survey of their sexual activities to determine their level of fru...
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anolphart
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5
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967
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Dark in here.
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her lit...
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1
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646
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Take a shower.
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How To Shower Like A ManTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making thewoo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).Adm...
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Needs of a pensioner
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An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.Before the man has time to apologise, the girl...
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skins
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472
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Earl.
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521
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Heaven (from Ireland).
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505
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Loyalty card
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anolphart
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705
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Read the sign
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Today's joke.... Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in Dublin and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says: *"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."* As a car speeds past them, th...
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Des and Jane
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356
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Friday lockdown.
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430
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Home schooling.
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681
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lol...
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Glasses.
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675
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On a budget.
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Medical advice!
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Why are the police lockers locked?
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You have to love this police officer, who politely schools the lawyer during court!He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officers credibility Q: Officer did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir. But I subseque...
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An oldie.
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The 80's.
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Grey Nomad Electrician?????
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