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Elderly Lady.
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My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Wel...
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Possum3
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0
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573
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The note.
(Preview)
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me". Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before h...
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Roy E
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0
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693
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Safe Sex
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Rob Driver
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0
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659
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Lockdown.
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Possum3
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0
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771
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Didn't hurt.
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Possum3
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0
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623
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Fertility Candle
(Preview)
Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago? She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father. The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet...
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Rob Driver
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0
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585
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Urgent Help Needed.
(Preview)
*******URGENT!!!!HELP NEEDED!!!!!My mate won two tickets for the 2021 AFL GRAND FINAL in Perth.They are box seats plus airfares, Crown Casino penthouse accommodation and $1000.00 for miscellaneous expenses.When he won them his Wedding date had not been finalized.Now it turns out the only date...
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Possum3
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0
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432
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Dr Exam.
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Possum3
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0
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581
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It was rather cold last night
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-- Edited by anolphart on Thursday 2nd of September 2021 07:06:58 PM
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anolphart
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0
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714
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Tesla.
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Possum3
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0
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653
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Mystery.
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Possum3
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1
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898
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Once was Australia
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anolphart
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1
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451
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Quoits
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anolphart
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0
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613
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Going fishing.
(Preview)
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up theboat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrentialdownpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather...
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Possum3
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0
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602
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Media.
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Possum3
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0
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564
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Todays funnies
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Bobdown
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0
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546
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Twins
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anolphart
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0
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668
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X-ray
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anolphart
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0
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458
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Holy S***.
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Possum3
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0
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1013
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Paddy and Murphy
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Bobdown
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1
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900
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