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Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Woman stops 4 meter crocodile with .22 pistol!"Cairns Woman Stops Crocodile Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." (Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit).This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce...

Craig1 · Craig1

Pheeeew

Bobdown · Bobdown

A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor."Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your g...

anolphart · anolphart

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Possum3 · Possum3

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.5...

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Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London.The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy ch...

dorian · dorian

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. - Robert Firth

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks: So, hows your home life?Couldnt be better! I bought an elephant! the other says.The other guy looks at him astonished. An elephant? Have you gone mad?The guy replies, smiling, Oh, man, let me tell you, its the best p...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

At the Saturday morning service the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims:...

yobarr · yobarr

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Buy the bread. (Preview)	Possum3	0	710	09:42 AM Sep 12, 2021 by Possum3
	Concealed carry. (Preview) Woman stops 4 meter crocodile with .22 pistol!"Cairns Woman Stops Crocodile Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." (Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit).This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce...	Possum3	8	1268	07:24 PM Sep 11, 2021 by Mike Harding
	dont wear a face mask (Preview) Pheeeew	Craig1	1	626	01:48 PM Sep 11, 2021 by Blues Man
	One eyed piccolo (Preview) A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor."Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your g...	Bobdown	0	954	01:03 PM Sep 11, 2021 by Bobdown
	Oh no, do I have to? (Preview)	anolphart	0	665	12:51 PM Sep 10, 2021 by anolphart
	Local Nursery. (Preview)	Possum3	0	736	07:21 AM Sep 10, 2021 by Possum3
	What you need to know in Tennessee. (Preview) 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.5...	Possum3	0	612	11:05 PM Sep 9, 2021 by Possum3
	A Few Truisms (Preview)	anolphart	0	857	01:53 PM Sep 9, 2021 by anolphart
	Boob Pit (Preview)	anolphart	0	531	01:08 PM Sep 9, 2021 by anolphart
	Sexual Energy (Preview)	anolphart	0	594	01:07 PM Sep 9, 2021 by anolphart
	ANOTHER FUNNY CAPTION PIC (Preview)	Des and Jane	5	1132	09:55 AM Sep 9, 2021 by anolphart
	Randwick NSW. (Preview)	Possum3	0	809	08:27 AM Sep 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Russian woman. (Preview) A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London.The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy ch...	Possum3	0	627	05:08 PM Sep 8, 2021 by Possum3
	Nerd joke (Preview) One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. - Robert Firth	dorian	0	790	04:02 PM Sep 8, 2021 by dorian
	Earle. (Preview)	Possum3	0	814	02:02 PM Sep 8, 2021 by Possum3
	Doggy-style. (Preview)	Possum3	0	609	10:16 AM Sep 8, 2021 by Possum3
	The elephant. (Preview) Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks: So, hows your home life?Couldnt be better! I bought an elephant! the other says.The other guy looks at him astonished. An elephant? Have you gone mad?The guy replies, smiling, Oh, man, let me tell you, its the best p...	Possum3	1	569	08:38 AM Sep 8, 2021 by Blues Man
	Online romance. (Preview)	Possum3	0	679	08:09 AM Sep 8, 2021 by Possum3
	SYNAGOGUE HUMOUR (Preview) At the Saturday morning service the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims:...	Bobdown	1	995	09:02 PM Sep 7, 2021 by Craig1
	Ungrateful Grandson? (Preview)	yobarr	0	731	08:19 PM Sep 7, 2021 by yobarr
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