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Friday funnies on a Monday
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* * Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself That's a little condescending * * * * * *They say every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes. I've done the math. Seems I died in 1537. * * * * I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destin...
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At last some certainty
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Chinese Embassy
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Fairy Tale.
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Politicians' Pain
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Sophisticated Dinosaur
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Grilled Chicken
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Computerl Glitch
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A New Strain
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Grumpy Mother Superior!
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As Mother Superior passed 3 young novice nuns in training, Mother Superior said. "Good morning, ladies." the novices replied. "Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you."But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another. "She got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."Moth...
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Jet Fuel
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Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia.One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet f...
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Cosmetic.
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Earl and golf.
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New Baby.
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IFLScience.
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New thundabox.
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Fined.
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Grandpa.
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Man retired and his wife said,
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Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...
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Workplace accident
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Sad news today came out of Nestle about a work accident.A worker had a pallet of chocolate fall from 5 metres off some pallet racking and landed on him hurting him badly. He kept yelling out "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" and everytime he did his work mates kept on cheering.
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