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Shorties
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A fish swims into a wall...... damn. Well, well, well.... Three holes in the ground. What's the last thing to go through a blowfly's mind when it flys head first into a speeding car? His bum.
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Buzz Lightbulb
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616
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Tools.
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Possum3
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969
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Bed Bug
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Possum3
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633
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Exercise?
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684
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Kidnapping
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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
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anolphart
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986
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Pain.
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.He asked if they were willing to try it out.They were both very much in favor of it.The doc...
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Possum3
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981
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Hee Bee Gee Bees
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My favourite parody group - The Hee Bee Gee Bees Hee Bee Gee Bees - Meaningless Songs In Very High Voices Status Quid - Boring Song [video=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...
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dorian
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742
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Doctor's visit
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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a fifty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your fifty-five y...
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anolphart
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646
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More nerd humour
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No placards inside, just more nerd humour ... -- Edited by dorian on Friday 15th of October 2021 07:16:44 AM
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dorian
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672
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Warned.
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569
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Flys,
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740
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Hit by a car
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Husbands call to his wife: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. How...
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anolphart
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Sex drive
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
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anolphart
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947
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Haloween nerd.
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1
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660
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Humour
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Craig1
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1123
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Angry wife.
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Yes Prime Minister
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I dont remember this one on here, but who knows, somewhat relevant yet again
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Craig1
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791
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A man needed a horse,
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A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God", and for it to stop you say, "Amen".So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse w...
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aussie_paul
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ed zacchary disease
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a lady was very upset that she hadnt had a date or sex for ages so she went to see the famous sex therapist dr chang, in the exam room dr chang asked her to take off orr your crose, the woman did as she was told, now cror reery reery fast to odder side of room, she did , and now craw reery reery fass back to me, she di...
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dave06
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Dr.
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