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Bobdown · Bobdown

This is just nuts.........

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The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having."Goat," the little boy replied."Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?""Yep," said the youngster...

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Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.""Names?", said the clerk."Tim and Jim Jones.""Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance.""Yes, we're brothers.""Brothers?? You can't get married.""Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?""Yes, thousan...

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Brian is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day Brian paints 2 kilometres of the road, and the boss is very impressed.The second day he paints 1km of road, the boss is wondering why its less than the day before, but gives him a chance.The third day he only paints 500m of road and the boss is not happy...

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A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...

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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.

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A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...

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God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...

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Craig1 · Craig1

take it steady

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	How to crack an egg (Preview) This is just nuts.........	Bobdown	3	829	04:16 PM Sep 20, 2021 by Blues Man
	Goat. (Preview) The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having."Goat," the little boy replied."Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?""Yep," said the youngster...	Possum3	1	1614	02:25 PM Sep 20, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Diet. (Preview)	Possum3	0	680	01:58 PM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Lawyer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	785	01:57 PM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Marriage. (Preview) Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.""Names?", said the clerk."Tim and Jim Jones.""Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance.""Yes, we're brothers.""Brothers?? You can't get married.""Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?""Yes, thousan...	Possum3	0	779	10:37 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Good wife. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1018	08:18 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Protection (Preview)	anolphart	1	1145	05:16 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Brian. (Preview) Brian is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day Brian paints 2 kilometres of the road, and the boss is very impressed.The second day he paints 1km of road, the boss is wondering why its less than the day before, but gives him a chance.The third day he only paints 500m of road and the boss is not happy...	Possum3	0	1025	12:05 PM Sep 19, 2021 by Possum3
	AFP - Inspection. (Preview) A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...	Possum3	4	937	10:04 AM Sep 19, 2021 by peter67
	Moses. (Preview)	Possum3	0	921	09:05 AM Sep 19, 2021 by Possum3
	Blind trust (Preview) Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.	Whenarewethere	5	1493	08:55 AM Sep 19, 2021 by DMaxer
	Drunk. (Preview) A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...	Possum3	0	852	10:49 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Science. (Preview) God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...	Possum3	0	1073	10:39 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Happiness. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1089	10:36 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Bad Day? (Preview)	Possum3	0	672	10:28 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Loyal customer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	680	02:23 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Lockdown problem (Preview) take it steady	Craig1	3	1778	02:21 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Craig1
	Tea. (Preview)	Possum3	0	761	02:00 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	More IKEA. (Preview)	Possum3	0	942	11:06 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	I never said that. (Preview)	Possum3	0	677	10:53 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
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