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Precious.
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits? As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that hes on her level, and asks, Do you want a widdle white wabby, or a thoft and fuwwy back wabby, or maybe one...
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551
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Simple and brilliant idea
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TEL AVIV, Israel The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth. You step into the booth, and it does NOT X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device yo...
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Giggleswick
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534
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Irishmen only could tell this one
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Craig1
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1
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812
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Where Did It Come From?
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anolphart
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461
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Plastic Surgery
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anolphart
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597
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Arthur Davidson & God
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One of the creators of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur tho...
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anolphart
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3
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610
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Front or back?
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I saw a pair of sexy women's panties today on the front it said, 'I would do anything for love' and on the back it said 'but I won't do that.
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Mike Harding
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6
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783
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Water views.
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Possum3
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7
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679
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Today's humour
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Bobdown
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2
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722
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It's hot.
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A couple were going on a vacation together but the wife had an emergency at work. So they agreed the husband would go as planned and his wife would meet him at the hotel the next day.When the husband got to his hotel and had checked in, he thought he should send his wife a quick email letting her know he?d got...
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Possum3
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0
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449
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Wondering.
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PJS Caravan & Trailer Repairs
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Possum3
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500
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Language warning.
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Possum3
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2
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697
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Old ad.
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Possum3
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0
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582
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Adam & Eve.
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Possum3
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685
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Time for a change.
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A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out.Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and l...
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Possum3
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0
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565
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Not Eric's day.....
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aussie_paul
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836
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Johnny.
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Possum3
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933
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Not Eric's day.....
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aussie_paul
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0
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546
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I'm OK!
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anolphart
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0
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593
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Front or Back?
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anolphart
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697
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