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Roommate
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watc...
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610
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2 Prawns.
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Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...
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Cucumbers.
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625
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24 Hours.
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A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...
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678
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Duct tape.
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686
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Tom Tom.
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714
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Shorties
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A fish swims into a wall...... damn. Well, well, well.... Three holes in the ground. What's the last thing to go through a blowfly's mind when it flys head first into a speeding car? His bum.
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Buzz Lightbulb
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634
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Tools.
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Bed Bug
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652
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Exercise?
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694
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Kidnapping
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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
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anolphart
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996
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Pain.
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.He asked if they were willing to try it out.They were both very much in favor of it.The doc...
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Hee Bee Gee Bees
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My favourite parody group - The Hee Bee Gee Bees Hee Bee Gee Bees - Meaningless Songs In Very High Voices Status Quid - Boring Song [video=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...
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dorian
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760
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Doctor's visit
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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a fifty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your fifty-five y...
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More nerd humour
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No placards inside, just more nerd humour ... -- Edited by dorian on Friday 15th of October 2021 07:16:44 AM
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Warned.
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Flys,
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Hit by a car
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Husbands call to his wife: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. How...
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Sex drive
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
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anolphart
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Haloween nerd.
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