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Irish Nun
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In Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable. They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Th...
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Craig1
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683
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dog verses man
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Bicyclecamper
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776
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Scots.
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Possum3
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526
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Luxuries
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982
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Sailor.
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A young Sydney woman was so depressedthat she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour.Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young manstopped her."You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are offto Italy tomorrow.I can stow you a...
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Possum3
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771
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Devil.
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The Devil walks into a crowded bar. When the people see who it is,they all run out except this one old man. So the devil walks up to him and says" Do you know who I am?" and the old man sips his beer and answers "yep". The Devil says "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The old man looks over and says" I've been ma...
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804
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Why profile?
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Science
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692
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Camouflage
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598
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How often?
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648
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Tastes like chicken.
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627
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A Truck Load of Political Promises
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Plain Truth
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788
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todays funnies
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Bobdown
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698
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Old vs young
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WHY I LOVE OLD WOMEN! SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman a...
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Bobdown
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593
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In the Territory.
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FUNNY CAPTION PICTURES...
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Over the Next few days I will be posting a pic, and your job is to give us a funny caption Lets start with this.....
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Des and Jane
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Poem (A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT) Stolen from Robert Dungey CPC -
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Rick and Sue pulled up, in the parking bay at handThey could hear something was rattling on their well worn caravanWhen they got out and perused it, their worst fears were the truthBits were flying off old 'Mabels' weathered, tattered roof.'She's absolutely buggered mum'.... was Rick's sad news t...
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Quickie.
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Risque!
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511
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Orgasm.
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