Just Joking

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

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WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".There was quite a long pause on the other end of t...

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After reclaiming the Nationals crown this morning, the new king of the party is reportedly celebrating like one tonight. Following a few celebratory schooners of rum and coke down in the capital, it can be revealed that the new Deputy Prime Minister has just ordered himself a large Mega Meatlovers p...

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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman...

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https://youtu.be/tIyyG_jBnoA

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Mary came home early and found her husband, Paddy, in their bedroom makinglove to a very attractive young woman:And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me? A faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"...

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Mosquito trap.The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.

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A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car?He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.The parents began to yel...

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skins · skins

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every tric...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Dad (Preview)	Rob Driver	1	870	05:36 PM Jun 30, 2021 by Roy E
	Rabbi's advice. (Preview)	Possum3	1	532	05:31 PM Jun 30, 2021 by Roy E
	Sunday paper. (Preview) WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".There was quite a long pause on the other end of t...	Possum3	0	487	05:17 PM Jun 30, 2021 by Possum3
	Elmer's gun (Preview) xx	Craig1	0	434	04:09 PM Jun 30, 2021 by Craig1
	Barnaby,s Back (Preview) After reclaiming the Nationals crown this morning, the new king of the party is reportedly celebrating like one tonight. Following a few celebratory schooners of rum and coke down in the capital, it can be revealed that the new Deputy Prime Minister has just ordered himself a large Mega Meatlovers p...	Dicko1	3	996	12:34 PM Jun 30, 2021 by peter67
	Blind cowboy. (Preview) An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman...	Possum3	5	890	12:29 PM Jun 30, 2021 by peter67
	Monks. (Preview)	Possum3	0	532	09:52 AM Jun 30, 2021 by Possum3
	Lucky there aren't Horses in Caravan Parks (Preview) https://youtu.be/tIyyG_jBnoA	Rob Driver	13	1202	05:29 PM Jun 29, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	Angry wife. (Preview)	Possum3	0	663	11:49 AM Jun 29, 2021 by Possum3
	Todays joke... (Preview) Mary came home early and found her husband, Paddy, in their bedroom makinglove to a very attractive young woman:And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me? A faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"...	aussie_paul	1	808	09:14 PM Jun 28, 2021 by skins
	Hunting stupid people ... (Preview)	anolphart	0	1054	03:12 PM Jun 28, 2021 by anolphart
	Puppy. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1057	01:51 PM Jun 28, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Mosquito trap. (Preview) Mosquito trap.The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.	Possum3	2	794	11:31 AM Jun 28, 2021 by orid
	Do you remember? (Preview)	Possum3	0	612	10:33 AM Jun 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Cheating Husband. (Preview)	Possum3	0	566	10:23 AM Jun 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Undress me. (Preview)	Possum3	0	955	07:09 AM Jun 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Porsche. (Preview) A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car?He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.The parents began to yel...	Possum3	1	989	04:15 PM Jun 27, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	COVID Limits. (Preview)	Possum3	0	862	03:19 PM Jun 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Magician working on a cruise ship (Preview) A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every tric...	skins	0	666	12:31 PM Jun 27, 2021 by skins
	Difference. (Preview)	Possum3	0	672	06:14 PM Jun 26, 2021 by Possum3
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