Just Joking

Giggleswick · Giggleswick

I went to see my Doctor the other day for a check-up and while I was there asked him how long he thought this Covid thing would last. He said how in the hell would I know, Im a Doctor not a politician

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

All I'm sayin' is the difference between animals and humans is - "Animals would never allow the dumbest in the herd to lead them". -- Edited by Possum3 on Monday 5th of July 2021 10:48:40 AM

Craig1 · Craig1

climb high -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:55:26 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.This is how it manifests:...I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table thatI broug...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?2. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we knowthe batteries are flat?3. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when theyknow there is not enough?4. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?5. Why does someo...

Possum3 · Possum3

I walked in to the gas Station to get a Dr. Pepper .... don't judge me.When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.I saw her & thought, Is this lady stupid or crazy? With the cops right there too..!But anyway, I went inside and got my Dr Pepper. As I was pay...

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Rob Driver · Rob Driver

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Possum3 · Possum3

The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.May I help you sir? she asked.The man replied, I want to see Valerie.Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else, sai...

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oldbloke · oldbloke

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Covid question (Preview) I went to see my Doctor the other day for a check-up and while I was there asked him how long he thought this Covid thing would last. He said how in the hell would I know, Im a Doctor not a politician	Giggleswick	0	1109	03:24 PM Jul 9, 2021 by Giggleswick
	Very Stiff (Preview)	Bobdown	4	1381	12:49 PM Jul 9, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Political Animals. (Preview) All I'm sayin' is the difference between animals and humans is - "Animals would never allow the dumbest in the herd to lead them". -- Edited by Possum3 on Monday 5th of July 2021 10:48:40 AM	Possum3	2	1601	06:09 AM Jul 9, 2021 by oldbloke
	delete (Preview) climb high -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:55:26 PM	Craig1	0	1139	08:52 PM Jul 8, 2021 by Craig1
	Arresting thought. (Preview)	Possum3	0	811	03:00 PM Jul 8, 2021 by Possum3
	A.A.A.D.D. (Preview) Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.This is how it manifests:...I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table thatI broug...	aussie_paul	0	889	12:27 PM Jul 8, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Got the job. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1107	11:27 PM Jul 7, 2021 by Possum3
	I need some questions answered, please (Preview) 1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?2. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we knowthe batteries are flat?3. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when theyknow there is not enough?4. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?5. Why does someo...	Possum3	4	1231	09:40 PM Jul 7, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Only in California.. (Preview) I walked in to the gas Station to get a Dr. Pepper .... don't judge me.When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.I saw her & thought, Is this lady stupid or crazy? With the cops right there too..!But anyway, I went inside and got my Dr Pepper. As I was pay...	Possum3	0	814	04:38 PM Jul 7, 2021 by Possum3
	Enough said. (Preview)	Possum3	0	765	10:33 AM Jul 7, 2021 by Possum3
	Resolving a Difficult Situation (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	725	08:53 AM Jul 7, 2021 by Rob Driver
	Old. (Preview)	Possum3	8	1404	09:59 PM Jul 6, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Valerie. (Preview) The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.May I help you sir? she asked.The man replied, I want to see Valerie.Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else, sai...	Possum3	3	1064	09:11 PM Jul 6, 2021 by Blues Man
	Out on the deck (Preview)	Rob Driver	1	561	02:10 PM Jul 6, 2021 by erad
	Revised COVID Commuter system. (Preview)	Possum3	0	639	01:49 PM Jul 6, 2021 by Possum3
	Shopping. (Preview)	Possum3	1	716	08:09 PM Jul 5, 2021 by peter67
	COVID (Preview)	Possum3	1	766	04:23 PM Jul 5, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Crashed car. (Preview)	Possum3	0	548	01:14 PM Jul 5, 2021 by Possum3
	Home before seven. (Preview)	Possum3	0	485	10:34 AM Jul 5, 2021 by Possum3
	AA meeting (Preview)	oldbloke	2	869	10:00 AM Jul 5, 2021 by peter67
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