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Pondering.
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing soI sat down and had a cold beer.The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she th...
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1
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806
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Don't panic.
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Possum3
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1
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928
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Fluffy.
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0
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514
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In Bed.
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1
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768
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And the Darwin Award goes to.....................
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Bobdown
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3
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856
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Noah.
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0
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538
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TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
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#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.#2 - In Style are the clothes that still fit.#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.#5 - The biggest lie you tell your...
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0
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602
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A variation.
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walked into a pub, the rabbit said - I think I'm a typo
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1
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834
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Peeing.
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0
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911
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Royalty
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Roy E
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5
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1040
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It's a sign of the future.
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0
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674
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Carnival in town.
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471
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Touching.
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1
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644
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Dad
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Rob Driver
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1
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897
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Rabbi's advice.
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Possum3
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1
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538
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Sunday paper.
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WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".There was quite a long pause on the other end of t...
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Possum3
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0
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494
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Elmer's gun
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Craig1
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450
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Barnaby,s Back
(Preview)
After reclaiming the Nationals crown this morning, the new king of the party is reportedly celebrating like one tonight. Following a few celebratory schooners of rum and coke down in the capital, it can be revealed that the new Deputy Prime Minister has just ordered himself a large Mega Meatlovers p...
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Dicko1
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1013
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Blind cowboy.
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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman...
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5
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1003
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Monks.
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0
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542
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