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Lucky there aren't Horses in Caravan Parks
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https://youtu.be/tIyyG_jBnoA
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Rob Driver
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13
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1229
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Angry wife.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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676
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Todays joke...
(Preview)
Mary came home early and found her husband, Paddy, in their bedroom makinglove to a very attractive young woman:And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me? A faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"...
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aussie_paul
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1
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832
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Hunting stupid people ...
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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1080
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Puppy.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1084
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Mosquito trap.
(Preview)
Mosquito trap.The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.
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Possum3
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2
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822
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Do you remember?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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654
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Cheating Husband.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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584
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Undress me.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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972
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Porsche.
(Preview)
A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car?He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.The parents began to yel...
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Possum3
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1
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1018
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COVID Limits.
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Possum3
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0
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880
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Magician working on a cruise ship
(Preview)
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every tric...
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skins
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0
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694
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Difference.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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690
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Killing Flies
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skins
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1
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689
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NSW COVID ALERT.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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923
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Just Facts
(Preview)
True facts 1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' 2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF enter...
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Sarco Harris
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1
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1213
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Shopping with wife.
(Preview)
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...
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Possum3
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3
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1146
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a miracle
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At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...
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Craig1
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0
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815
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Another sign.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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560
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Getting to Heaven.
(Preview)
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Roy E
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7
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776
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