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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...

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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...

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I was walking through a seedy part of town the other day, when I came across a couple of louts beating up this young bloke. Of course I jumped in to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the three of us..

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Shoe shine boy.Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the s...

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We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, Ted Roberts who is himself an author lauded for his timeless work "Woodworking for Profit and Pleasure", came up with an interesting suggestion. He said his wife thought that we should read a book...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Baptist DinnerA group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens."That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?""Eas...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I'd like to buy some cyanide."The Pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The Pharmacist's eyes grew bi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...

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The other day a local mosque opened its doors and invited non-Muslims to visit in the spirit of their faith's willingness to be open and welcoming.So I too decided to go to the local mosque at Lakemba in western Sydney for the first time to see what it was all about. Lakemba has a large Muslim population,...

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	Limited Hearing (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	390	07:21 PM Nov 20, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	RETARDED GRANDPARENTS.. (Preview) RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...	aussie_paul	0	394	02:49 PM Nov 20, 2025 by aussie_paul
	RETARDED GRANDPARENTS.. (Preview) RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.They used to live in a big brick house but Gr...	aussie_paul	0	286	02:46 PM Nov 20, 2025 by aussie_paul
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	HELPING OUT.. (Preview) I was walking through a seedy part of town the other day, when I came across a couple of louts beating up this young bloke. Of course I jumped in to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the three of us..	aussie_paul	0	569	12:47 PM Nov 14, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Shoe shine boy.. (Preview) Shoe shine boy.Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the s...	aussie_paul	0	534	12:45 PM Nov 14, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Mistake.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	528	07:50 PM Nov 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Everywhere.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	485	07:47 PM Nov 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	The Men's Shed Group.. (Preview) We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, Ted Roberts who is himself an author lauded for his timeless work "Woodworking for Profit and Pleasure", came up with an interesting suggestion. He said his wife thought that we should read a book...	aussie_paul	0	519	07:32 PM Nov 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	The.. (Preview) The Baptist DinnerA group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to h...	aussie_paul	0	485	06:36 PM Nov 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Finding a woman sobbing.. (Preview) Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens."That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?""Eas...	aussie_paul	0	431	05:03 PM Nov 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, (Preview) A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I'd like to buy some cyanide."The Pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The Pharmacist's eyes grew bi...	aussie_paul	0	414	05:01 PM Nov 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	In the Confessional... (Preview) An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...	aussie_paul	0	425	04:10 PM Nov 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Pulling a tooth out (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	542	01:05 PM Nov 11, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
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	The local mosque.. (Preview) The other day a local mosque opened its doors and invited non-Muslims to visit in the spirit of their faith's willingness to be open and welcoming.So I too decided to go to the local mosque at Lakemba in western Sydney for the first time to see what it was all about. Lakemba has a large Muslim population,...	aussie_paul	0	597	07:32 PM Nov 6, 2025 by aussie_paul
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