Just Joking

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I think this chronological progression of our education system is brilliantTeaching Maths from the 1950s to Today1. Teaching Maths in the 1950s ...A forester sells a lorryload of timber for $100His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.What is his profit? $____2 Teaching Maths in the 1970s ...A fo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked into the ladies department,,,A man walks into the Ladies Department, and says " I want to buy a bra for my wife".The sales lady says "Sir, this is fine - what size is your wife?"He replied that she was very small - about as big as the other lady in the shop."And how big are her breasts?", asked th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.It turned out to be a very good decision, bec...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a sof...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...

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Cupie · Cupie

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...

dorian · dorian

Suspected burglar caught after sitting down with book: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg4kpv3p4zoA would-be burglar in Rome was caught after stopping to read a book on Greek mythology in the middle of a robbery, Italian media report.The 38-year-old reportedly gained acce...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

GasI was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my farts to the beat of the music.After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then I suddenl...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

The mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couples house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.What are you doing? she asked.Im waiting for my husband to come home from work, the daughter-in-law answered.But...

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rgren2 · rgren2

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Forgive me, fatherThere once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me sev...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog forcompany. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest andasked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for ananimal i...

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	Baby and the photographer (Preview) The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...	Southern Cruizer	0	355	07:06 PM Aug 28, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	From work it out yourself or else to Kumbaya and mental illness.. (Preview) I think this chronological progression of our education system is brilliantTeaching Maths from the 1950s to Today1. Teaching Maths in the 1950s ...A forester sells a lorryload of timber for $100His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.What is his profit? $____2 Teaching Maths in the 1970s ...A fo...	aussie_paul	1	548	09:03 AM Aug 27, 2024 by peter67
	A man walked into the ladies department,,, (Preview) A man walked into the ladies department,,,A man walks into the Ladies Department, and says " I want to buy a bra for my wife".The sales lady says "Sir, this is fine - what size is your wife?"He replied that she was very small - about as big as the other lady in the shop."And how big are her breasts?", asked th...	aussie_paul	0	365	07:30 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Bicycle Ride.. (Preview) I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.It turned out to be a very good decision, bec...	aussie_paul	0	374	07:24 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Jigsaw.. (Preview) Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...	aussie_paul	0	365	07:19 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Loving Husband.. (Preview) The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a sof...	aussie_paul	0	315	07:15 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Bra.. (Preview) A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...	aussie_paul	0	305	07:11 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Evolution.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	335	07:10 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Evolution.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	249	07:08 PM Aug 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Front Porch (Preview) On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...	Cupie	0	317	02:33 PM Aug 26, 2024 by Cupie
	Books and crooks (Preview) Suspected burglar caught after sitting down with book: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg4kpv3p4zoA would-be burglar in Rome was caught after stopping to read a book on Greek mythology in the middle of a robbery, Italian media report.The 38-year-old reportedly gained acce...	dorian	0	448	02:58 PM Aug 25, 2024 by dorian
	Gas.. (Preview) GasI was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my farts to the beat of the music.After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then I suddenl...	aussie_paul	1	436	06:32 PM Aug 24, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Her Love Dress (Preview) The mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couples house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.What are you doing? she asked.Im waiting for my husband to come home from work, the daughter-in-law answered.But...	Southern Cruizer	0	402	02:38 PM Aug 24, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Old is when.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	514	07:07 PM Aug 23, 2024 by grahos
	Hmmm (Preview)	rgren2	1	511	11:38 AM Aug 23, 2024 by peter67
	You didn't.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	470	08:00 PM Aug 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Forgive me, father.. (Preview) Forgive me, fatherThere once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me sev...	aussie_paul	0	429	07:58 PM Aug 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	No regrets.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	396	07:53 PM Aug 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Irish.. (Preview) Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog forcompany. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest andasked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for ananimal i...	aussie_paul	0	383	07:47 PM Aug 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	When.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	420	07:44 PM Aug 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
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