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Parachute..
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Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the lo...
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An elderly Italian man..
(Preview)
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...
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453
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Bathtub Test
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3
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833
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Airport
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Southern Cruizer
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485
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Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"
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Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down,There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town.They were gi...
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Driving
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Fifty Dollars
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471
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Dog Food
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Never shopping on-line again Bought a bag of dog food, got delivered Now theyve sent me an email saying they want my feedback
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454
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Psycotherapist
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543
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True story
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rearview mirr...
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514
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Working Out
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An old guy was workin' out at the gym when he spotted a hot young girl walkin' in. He asked the trainer standin' next to him,''What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?''. The trainer looked him up and down and said,''I would recommend the ATM in the lobby''.
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467
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Christmas Shopping
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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile phone. The wife said, "Where are you, you know we have lots to do!" He said, "You remember th...
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Door lock
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Southern Cruizer
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486
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Savages
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Southern Cruizer
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487
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Metric vs Imperial
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It is a very old one, but it is still good...
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Rare pic..
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Understanding Engineers
(Preview)
Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...
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Point of view
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410
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Revenge
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374
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Nurse
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