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Dog vs wife.
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Possum3
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2
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935
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Ferrari.
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Possum3
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6
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1605
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Australia.
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Possum3
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6
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1311
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Married her for her looks
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anolphart
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0
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541
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Online shopping.
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0
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538
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Newspaper.
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0
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746
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Accident
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anolphart
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0
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649
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I do
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0
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532
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goin out
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Craig1
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0
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684
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Awkward science.
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4
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693
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Maternity ward
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anolphart
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0
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583
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In training
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anolphart
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4
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1422
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This is not a drill
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anolphart
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0
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782
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Lawyer.
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So, young Andy goes to see a lawyer and tells him,My neighbour borrowed $300 and he wont pay up. What should I do?The Lawyer asks Andy, Do you have any proof he owes you the money?Not really, replies Andy. "I thought we were good enough friends and trusted him.""I see, says the Lawyer.Okay, then we will w...
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0
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891
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New poem by Pam Ayres.
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I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life. It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're...
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Possum3
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0
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684
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Tassie Joke
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Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanityas possible.He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.After six months or so of almost tot...
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5
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1232
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Impress your Babe
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anolphart
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0
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913
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Position vacant
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anolphart
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0
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779
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Closures.
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Possum3
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0
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1023
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Latest medical opinion on Covid 19
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Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government lacked the nerve...
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1034
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