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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing soI sat down and had a cold beer.The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she th...

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#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.#2 - In Style are the clothes that still fit.#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.#5 - The biggest lie you tell your...

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walked into a pub, the rabbit said - I think I'm a typo

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WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".There was quite a long pause on the other end of t...

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