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I look like ...
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anolphart
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0
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612
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Dreamcatcher
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anolphart
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0
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810
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Gas
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I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly...
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anolphart
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0
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894
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Not going to Hawaii
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anolphart
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1
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893
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"Fluctuations."
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line.There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.It was obvious she was very irritated ..She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"...
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aussie_paul
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1
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549
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Lockdown Laughs!!!!
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aussie_paul
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1
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901
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The Christening
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anolphart
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0
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713
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Survey.
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Possum3
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1
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816
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Wrecked the Tractor.
(Preview)
A boy overturned his fathers tractor. The farmer who lived next door saw what happened so he went over to the boy and said: Hey son, dont worry about that. Come over and have dinner with us and Ill help you get the tractor up later.That's really nice of you, the boy replied. But I dont think my dad would like...
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aussie_paul
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0
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740
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She nailed it.
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Bobdown
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0
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884
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Clear as mud
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You'd have to be Einstein ........lol Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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0
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751
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Mr Potato Head.
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Possum3
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2
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971
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Locked out.
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She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."She bowed her head and asked God to send her some Help.Within 5 minutes a beat...
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Possum3
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0
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747
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Which spoon did you get?
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anolphart
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2
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956
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Knitting.
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Possum3
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0
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900
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Breakfast in bed.
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Possum3
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0
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804
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Trust issues.
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Possum3
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0
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808
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In tune with Nature.
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Possum3
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0
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653
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Freedom
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fwdoz
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0
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946
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Gladys
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anolphart
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3
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1082
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