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Junk.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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451
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Laughs for today
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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463
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Employment interview.
(Preview)
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Roy E
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2
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882
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Indian
(Preview)
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would le...
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Possum3
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0
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733
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Tech Support
(Preview)
A young woman submitted the below to tech support about her relationship with her new husband, presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!THE QUERYDear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded fro...
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skins
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0
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478
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Gender neutral.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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766
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dont worry
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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973
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Just advice.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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675
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Alcohol = Good decision - Never!
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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705
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Who counted?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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637
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At the Checkout.
(Preview)
So I am at Coles scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the cashier "monitors" and then this happened.Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?Me - excuse me?Her - you are wasting our bags!Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on ove...
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Possum3
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0
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447
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The weather forecaster
(Preview)
The Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Neverthe...
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Bobdown
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3
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694
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
(Preview)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins totalk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this beau...
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Possum3
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1
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727
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70323.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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884
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Skinny Dipping.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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811
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Zero to Seventy
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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784
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Aussie Sayings
(
1 2 3
)
(Preview)
Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads. Like: It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic. or As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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76
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5943
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Imagine.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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611
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Wife.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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804
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Answered prayer.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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403
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