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Mondegreen
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DEATHWhile walking along the footpath in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton...
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475
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Pregnancy.
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523
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUN...
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561
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Paddy.
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521
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toothpaste
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Plain Truth
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530
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GREENS PARTY
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A recent survey found that one in three Greens are as stupid as the other two.
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Hendo
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778
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For Peter 67.
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414
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Smooth Cat
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637
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Cowasaki Bike.
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537
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Memories.
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A husband leans over and asks his wife,Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.Yes, she says, I remember it well.OK, he says, How about taking a stroll around there again and we...
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664
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Advertising Genius?
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583
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Girl in Bar.
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508
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Another ABC expert.
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490
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What Food?
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COVID
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447
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Ducks.
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven:When they get there, St. Peter says. "We only have one rule here in heaven, don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their b...
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384
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Octopus.
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Telstra.
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Burglar.
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College mate's anniversary.
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Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to South Carolina. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch."Where you wanna go?""Hooters.""Why Hooters?""They have those servers with t...
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