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Genious dog.
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As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: 5 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dogs mouth, and quickly closes the shop.He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across th...
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Possum3
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0
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493
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I'll walk.
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An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the mens room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home.When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didnt have his keys. He fina...
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Possum3
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0
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506
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Interview for job.
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Possum3
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0
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653
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Oil change.
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Possum3
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2
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963
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Cold?
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Possum3
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1
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905
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Logical dog.
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Possum3
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1
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770
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Drowning sorrows.
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Possum3
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7
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1228
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Dead dog...
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Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...
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aussie_paul
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0
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558
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Bed time.
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Possum3
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0
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558
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From the child-bride.
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.5. Men are all the same - they just h...
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Possum3
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0
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480
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War Games.
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Possum3
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0
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571
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Rough neighborhood.
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Possum3
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2
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477
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Thag.
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Possum3
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0
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600
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My dog.
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Possum3
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0
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484
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Counting sheep.
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Possum3
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0
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409
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Cell phone.
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Possum3
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0
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814
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nowhere
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Craig1
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2
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1049
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Ketchup?
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Possum3
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1
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583
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12 or 13 Commandments
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at least 12 1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. 2 - In Style are the clothes that still fit. 3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. 4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work. 5 - The biggest lie you tell...
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Craig1
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0
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828
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Man misses his wife
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A man checks into a hotel on a business tripThe hotel is one of the most resplendent hotels imaginable, a surprise as the man was expecting rather bland accommodation. As comes with such high standards, there is a computer in the man's room.He decides to send an e-mail to his wife, but unfortunately ty...
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hokianga
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2
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934
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