Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Mary came home early and found her husband, Paddy, in their bedroom makinglove to a very attractive young woman:And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me? A faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"...

anolphart · anolphart

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Mosquito trap.The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car?He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.The parents began to yel...

Possum3 · Possum3

skins · skins

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every tric...

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skins · skins

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Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

True facts 1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' 2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF enter...

Possum3 · Possum3

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

Craig1 · Craig1

At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...

Possum3 · Possum3

Roy E · Roy E

Roy E · Roy E

Roy E · Roy E

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	Todays joke... (Preview) Mary came home early and found her husband, Paddy, in their bedroom makinglove to a very attractive young woman:And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me? A faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"...	aussie_paul	1	867	09:14 PM Jun 28, 2021 by skins
	Hunting stupid people ... (Preview)	anolphart	0	1126	03:12 PM Jun 28, 2021 by anolphart
	Puppy. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1124	01:51 PM Jun 28, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Mosquito trap. (Preview) Mosquito trap.The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.	Possum3	2	862	11:31 AM Jun 28, 2021 by orid
	Do you remember? (Preview)	Possum3	0	708	10:33 AM Jun 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Cheating Husband. (Preview)	Possum3	0	614	10:23 AM Jun 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Undress me. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1000	07:09 AM Jun 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Porsche. (Preview) A fifteen-year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, Where did you get that car?He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money!? demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.The parents began to yel...	Possum3	1	1055	04:15 PM Jun 27, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	COVID Limits. (Preview)	Possum3	0	912	03:19 PM Jun 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Magician working on a cruise ship (Preview) A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every tric...	skins	0	741	12:31 PM Jun 27, 2021 by skins
	Difference. (Preview)	Possum3	0	718	06:14 PM Jun 26, 2021 by Possum3
	Killing Flies (Preview)	skins	1	722	05:08 PM Jun 26, 2021 by peter67
	NSW COVID ALERT. (Preview)	Possum3	3	956	09:45 AM Jun 26, 2021 by Possum3
	Just Facts (Preview) True facts 1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' 2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF enter...	Sarco Harris	1	1257	09:25 AM Jun 26, 2021 by Craig1
	Shopping with wife. (Preview) After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...	Possum3	3	1186	09:24 PM Jun 25, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	a miracle (Preview) At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...	Craig1	0	852	03:40 PM Jun 25, 2021 by Craig1
	Another sign. (Preview)	Possum3	0	592	02:33 PM Jun 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Getting to Heaven. (Preview)	Roy E	7	811	03:37 PM Jun 24, 2021 by Grasshopper1
	Jesus. (Preview)	Roy E	2	748	03:04 PM Jun 24, 2021 by Tony Bev
	My rubbish. (Preview)	Roy E	1	597	02:49 PM Jun 24, 2021 by Tony Bev
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