Just Joking

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Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...

erad · erad

Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...

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The Titanic set off on its maiden voyage. The First and Second class passengers were all well entertained with top class acts, but the poor Third class passengers had to make do with a Third Class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his Left shou;der and whenever he did a magic trick, the parrot would...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

red with Your friends A joke...It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women eve...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

So far today God, I have done alright.I havent gossiped. I havent lost my temper, and havent been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent. And I havent told anyone to mind their own business and stay out of mine. I am really glad about that.But in a few minutes, God, Im going to get out of bed; and...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A few days before his wife's birthday:Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?"Wife: "I really don't think I should say."Husband: "How about a diamond ring?"Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds."Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?"Wife: "You know I do not like furs."Husband...

BarneyBDB · BarneyBDB

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Golfer with real balls..... The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee...

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Magnarc · Magnarc

There is no truth to the rumour that the film Gone with the Wind was originally titled "Depart with the Fart"

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of Australia Medal struck for Australian Politicians.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied.'Well, strip dow...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

As we progress into the end of 2025, I want to thank you for your educational Facebook posts over the past year. I am totally screwed... up now and have little chance of recovery..... I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water with...

dorian · dorian

Gerraint Oakley, who posts to Threads under the username @gerrainto, racked up close to 40,000 likes when he posted a photo of his small, long-haired dog before and after getting a haircut. In a post shared on November 30, he wrote: "My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and g...

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	Christmas Eve at the North Pole (Preview) Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...	erad	0	585	09:57 PM Dec 15, 2025 by erad
	Christmas Eve at the North Pole (Preview) Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...	erad	0	510	09:56 PM Dec 15, 2025 by erad
	Titanic (Preview) The Titanic set off on its maiden voyage. The First and Second class passengers were all well entertained with top class acts, but the poor Third class passengers had to make do with a Third Class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his Left shou;der and whenever he did a magic trick, the parrot would...	erad	0	638	11:11 PM Dec 14, 2025 by erad
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	A joke.. (Preview) red with Your friends A joke...It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women eve...	aussie_paul	1	747	05:37 PM Dec 10, 2025 by Haggisman
	A Morning Prayer (Preview) So far today God, I have done alright.I havent gossiped. I havent lost my temper, and havent been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent. And I havent told anyone to mind their own business and stay out of mine. I am really glad about that.But in a few minutes, God, Im going to get out of bed; and...	aussie_paul	0	593	03:53 PM Dec 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Ultimate Birthday Present for the Wife.. (Preview) A few days before his wife's birthday:Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?"Wife: "I really don't think I should say."Husband: "How about a diamond ring?"Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds."Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?"Wife: "You know I do not like furs."Husband...	aussie_paul	0	523	03:52 PM Dec 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
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	Golfer with real balls..... (Preview) Golfer with real balls..... The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee...	aussie_paul	0	586	09:39 PM Dec 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
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	Wise Monk (Preview) A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...	aussie_paul	0	559	06:49 PM Dec 4, 2025 by aussie_paul
	I hope it will give you a smile! (Preview) A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied.'Well, strip dow...	aussie_paul	0	536	06:48 PM Dec 4, 2025 by aussie_paul
	End of 2025.. (Preview) As we progress into the end of 2025, I want to thank you for your educational Facebook posts over the past year. I am totally screwed... up now and have little chance of recovery..... I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water with...	aussie_paul	1	748	10:17 AM Dec 4, 2025 by Possum3
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